Battle of the bulge!

[Dong]

In than Boris is using his Corona experience to make us all slim down, how far do you think he will go, apart from making us all use bicycles?
Perhaps he won't allow MacMucks to open again, or others of it's like.
Perhaps he'll ban all sugar, salt and fatty foods.....perhaps?
Perhaps he will issue his own fitness video...perhaps.
Thing is, if he doesn't lose some weight he certainly won't win the next election.
I think he's too flakey!

 

[Bad_Influence]

In than Boris is using his Corona experience to make us all slim down, how far do you think he will go, apart from making us all use bicycles?
Perhaps he won't allow MacMucks to open again, or others of it's like.
Perhaps he'll ban all sugar, salt and fatty foods.....perhaps?
Perhaps he will issue his own fitness video...perhaps.
Thing is, if he doesn't lose some weight he certainly won't win the next election.
I think he's too flakey!

That reads like you are auditioning for a job at The Independent or The Guardian.

 

[Dong]

That reads like you are auditioning for a job at The Independent or The Guardian.

Nah! I'm a fan really!

 

[Bad_Influence]

Nah! I'm a fan really!

Of those two rags? Surely not??

 

[Dong]

Nah! I'm a fan really!

Of Boris, but you knew that. I don't do the gutter press.

 

[NGJames]

Well I dont know about you, but I've recently gone from a gym junkie to eating / drinking too much sugar, cigs, alcohol, late nights, sleeping late..... Lockdown aint all bad ;-)

 

[Dong]

Well I dont know about you, but I've recently gone from a gym junkie to eating / drinking too much sugar, cigs, alcohol, late nights, sleeping late..... Lockdown aint all bad ;-)

Oh! I wish...I wish...NO! It won't be me being refused treatment for Corona 'cos I'm too fat!!!