Awful remakes...

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Total Recall. I've only just gotten round to watching this version staring Colin Farrell. I know you shouldn't compare remakes to the originals, they have to be judged on their own merits, but imho this is a shambles of a movie. No humour, unrealistic CGI, actors performing stunts as if they were Terminators and it's not even set on Mars! No, the excitement switches between Britain and Australia! :rolleyes:
Any other remakes that should never have seen the light of day? Do share...
 

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Gosh there are so many.
The latest incarnation of Charlie's Angels with Kristen Stewart. Though it is probably more of a re-imagining, that an actual remake. Stewart launches into a feminist diatribe, in the first 10 minutes of the film. I switched it off after that, and I'm a woman!

The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage. Are they serious?

A Star is born, with Lady GaGa. Her appeal is lost on me, so I was never going to enjoy it. There is one scene in the film where veteran actor Sam Elliott, launches into a tirade of profanities. This sort of thing really puts me off films and television programmes. A real low point in Sam Elliott's career.

Great idea for a thread, in the words of the great Arnie "I'll be back!"
 

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Completely agree about The Wicker Man. I remember the first time I saw this movie, towards the end I just thought all the police are going to turn up, sweep down in helicopters and rescue him... I didn't care much for the remake.
 

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This is a remake of 'The Man Who Never Was'. I watched this last night on Sky, wasn't expecting much from it and I only put it on because Colin Firth was in it. If you get a chance try and catch the original staring that old Hollywood femme fatale Gloria Grahame.
 

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Point Break (2015)

Like they could ever do aswell as the original with Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves.
 

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- Gene Wilder was sinister in a comical way. Johnny Depp was just creepy.

Annie- the 1982 movie was set in the 1933 and that was part of the charm of it- the time it was set it. Yet the 2014 remake was set in 2014 and just crap.

I tell ya what was a good remake though- turning The Time Travellers Wife in to a mini-series. Absolutely loving it!
 

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Does a film version of a tv series count ?
In that case The Equalizer, good enough film in it's own way but in the original tv series Edward Woodward had a coldness in his characterisation, probably because he was Callan after retirement.

The Val Kilmer film of The Saint, not a patch on Roger Moore.

Probably come up with more if I though about it.
 

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Total Recall. I've only just gotten round to watching this version staring Colin Farrell. I know you shouldn't compare remakes to the originals, they have to be judged on their own merits, but imho this is a shambles of a movie. No humour, unrealistic CGI, actors performing stunts as if they were Terminators and it's not even set on Mars! No, the excitement switches between Britain and Australia! :rolleyes:
Any other remakes that should never have seen the light of day? Do share...
yeah The Equalizer (the movie) should never have been shot it's a sin!
 
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