Armed forces recruiting GB News viewers and Brexiteers

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War with Russia.​

Six great reasons for Brexiters and GB News viewers to join the army immediately​

War with shifty foreign tyrant Putin is on the way, so it’s time for all those gammons who defeated Hitler by voting Leave to enlist.

Here’s six reasons to volunteer:

You can finally walk the walk
You’ve been replaying D-Day in your mind for decades, GB News promotes it, the woke are against it, so now’s your chance to live it. Imagine the thrill of dodging real live ammo fired by trained Russian soldiers instead of watching GB News in your underpants. Make your imaginary grandad in the RAF proud.

War is fun
In the war films you adore, Jerries drop like flies after a quick burst from your Sten. All the chaps respect each other, and there’s the bonus of boning hotties like Mary Ure from Where Eagles Dare. There’s no chance war will be brief, terrifying and you’ll get your feet blown off. Neil Oliver will be proud of you.

You’re made of sterner stuff
You’re not technically a soldier yet, but you don’t need soft civilian luxuries like nice food, a comfy bed and the sidebar slags of Mail Online. You’d rather be in a barracks full of farting blokes or sleeping in a freezing dugout in Kharkov. get out there. Kill some innocent people, show the world you are antiwoke. This is going to rock!

Everyone’s happy in wartime
WW2 was a magical time of sing-songs and community spirit. You’d lend a neighbour your last sliver of lard and young people had discipline. Let’s go back to that. They’ll be cheering out of the windows of your new-build cul-de-sac when you return home having whipped the Russian bear.

It’ll piss off the EU
Britain’s coming to Europe’s rescue – again. So stick that up your unelected gallic arse, Michel Barnier. And when you get back to Blighty you can give all the Remoaners a white feather. It’s going to be even more fun than Poppy Day.

You were born to kill
You’ve always known that, if you’d not been written off by school, you’d be a natural in the SAS. Or the Paras. Or a Navy SEAL, and you know how many times you have pretended to be in the forces. So you’re hardly going to pass up the chance to be a real soldier up against brutal Russian commandos, are you? Oh, there’s a vaccine requirement and you’re a free-born Englishman so you can’t? Such a shame.

via ~ DailyDadsBarmy

 

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Of course the left are helping the Ukraine. The democratic world is standing with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and the people of the Ukraine.

Unlike the Tories and the right, who are receiving money from, supporting and helping Putin invade the Ukraine, starting war which is going to kill, maim and injure so many innocent people.

Traitors! Cowards.

 

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While watching the hypocrisy in Parliament right now I am wondering when the bases, equipment, and personnel that Governments of both colours dismantled in haste will be replaced. (And yes my dear Leftards I AM Ex-military!)

 

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the right wing and stolen valour

 

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“That’s it – no more Russian vodka at Downing Street work events” says Boris​

The UK is responding to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine with the harshest possible sanctions.

After being accused of deploying weak sanctions against Russia earlier this week, Britain’s reaction to the full-scale invasion of Ukraine will be a whole different matter entirely.

“Russia has huffed and puffed but it’s now time for the three billy goats to put on the glass slipper,” said Boris, who’d be more familiar with fairy tales if he spent any time reading to his children.

“A very productive Cobra meeting was held this morning. Although I couldn’t be bothered to attend it myself, some excellent measures were apparently put forward.

“From this moment on, the British taxpayer will no longer be buying Russian vodka or caviar or any of the other things necessary for Downing Street work events to be carried out effectively.

“We’ve got loads in the cupboard anyway, so it’s no skin off our nose.

“Russian billionaires will no longer receive Christmas cards from Number 10, no matter how much they donate to the Tory party – unless it’s, like, a load, obviously.

“There are concerns that Russia could, in turn, retaliate by launching a cyberattack on the UK, targeting the government website, for example.

“Has anyone ever used the government gateway site? Incorrect information, broken links, painfully slow loading times – any sort of cyber attack could only make it better!

“Our broken infrastructure, rising cost of living and disintegrating public services represent our best line of defence because there’s not much left that’s actually worth attacking.

“And that, ladies and gentlemen, is probably the ultimate benefit of Brexit.”

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Worra knob. Feckin Cockwomble.



Oh by the way. Thanks for another bite.
You might want to note that stolen valor is for Yanks. We call them Walts.
Now **** off ***!

 

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Worra knob. Feckin Cockwomble.

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Oh by the way. Thanks for another bite.
You might want to note that stolen valor is for Yanks. We call them Walts.
Now **** off ***!

 

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