Amusing old sports jokes

[LadyOnArooftop]

Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coe's house for tea. Steve brought the fish, Tessa brought the chips, Daley brought the mushy peas and Seb provided the salt and vinegar. Suddenly there is a knock at the door so Seb gets up to answer. "Who is it?", asks everyone in unison, "It's Fatima wi t'bread."

 

[Billyliar]

Seb coe was invited to the new wembley opening party a few years ago.
He tried to enter the wrong vip section, the steward pointed out, his entrance, was the other side off the ground
Thats the other side of the ground, dont you know who i am, im seb coe he said to the steward.
Well said the steward, it wont take you very long then!

 

[Billyliar]

Not a joke, but in the 1990s steve intresting davis, came to our pub to do a promotion.
Id taken a few drinks, and waited for a prudent time to make contact.
I went over to him, and said i could make you a lot of money mate.
How he said?
We could go around the pubs, playing pool for money i said.
But people wlll know my face he said.
I didnt think of that.