Agony Aunt Shak returns... because shes needed!

Shak

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Ok I'm back by request!

You helpless lot eh.

For one week only, I'm here to answer all your woes , Nothing that can't be solved with a bit of Auntie Shak advice!
I taught Dear Deidre everything she knew...

Men, have questions about how to trap oops I mean win your secret crush?
Ladies, need to keep your man in hand and humbled ?
Need dating advice or tips?
Has your relationship gone a bit stale and you need some sparkle?

Work with a cockwomble and want them gone? <<added that bit as have experience.

Suspect I'm a bit Psychic as am a' Medium' sized' clothes, and the 4th sister of a 4th sister, so you might get a bit of a reading too!


I have all the answers.. So just ask away!

If my fabulous advice does not work, that's purely because you've not followed it to the letter so no whinging, whining or refunds! (Just kidding about the refunds because you get all this for free no terms or conditions apply, amazing eh)

PS really wished I'd called this 'Return of the Shak'!

PPS Not cooking tips given, last time it ended badly.
 
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Ya gonna be well busy which means less chat, ooooo silver lining :D
 
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Bad_Influence

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You can solve anything???
Then please find a way to guarantee that Liverpool do NOT win the title this season...... or ever.

Thank you in advance (And notice I did say 'please')

Bad Influence :D
 

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You can solve anything???
Then please find a way to guarantee that Liverpool do NOT win the title this season...... or ever.

Thank you in advance (And notice I did say 'please')

Bad Influence :D
Hello Bad Influence,

Thanks for a nice easy one to start me off.

If you want Liverpool to not win, simply start supporting them! We all know the team we support never, ever win, thus ensuring they lose.

Make it convincing by purchasing a Liverpool duvet cover , poster and the best bits DVD. If you really want them to lose every single year, get a tattoo on your arm saying I love LFC.
 
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Bad_Influence

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Hello Bad Influence,

Make it convincing by purchasing a Liverpool duvet cover , poster and the best bits DVD. If you really want them to lose every single year, get a tattoo on your arm saying I love LFC.
There are some things a Man United supporter would NEVER do, COULD never do... and you named 3 of them. o_O
 
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