A financial reward

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Angry man who regularly comments ‘Go woke go broke’ seemingly unaware he’s a penniless bigot​

Following the middling box office performance of Disney film ‘Lightyear’, which features a same-sex kiss, Kriz Tawhfoor, 62, was quick to take to social media commenting “Go Woke go broke” without noticing that he hasn’t been rewarded financially for his life as a bigot.

Sources claim that Tawhfoor, variously a racist, bigot and misogynistic c.unt with frequent outbursts of homophobia, is often broke despite not being ‘woke’.

When pressed on whether his extremely off-putting online persona spilled over to real life when in DWP interviews, Tawhfoor replied “’Correlation doesn’t mean causality’ – that’s another one I like to roll out when someone claims climate change is linked with there being approximately 1.4 billion combustion engine cars on earth.

“I usually mute the comments after I say it though, as I don’t really understand most of the replies and they always trigger me into anger so much, that I end up in tears.”

Expanding on what he thought passed the threshold of ‘woke’ in media, Tawhfoor bleated: “Women. Gays, Trans, LGBTQ, Lefties, Labour supporters, BLM, Muslims, anyone being kind and helpful and living their own lives, mostly.

“They’re everywhere now… Talking, cc’d in emails, driving cars, it’s terrifying – one was even Dr Who, they got rid of her – thank the heavens – but there’s something about this new guy playing Dr Who I don’t like either, I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

Expanding on his issues with women in films, Tawhfoor whined and claimed it was an issue of realism.

He went on, “In Die Hard 2, John McClane once had a fist fight on the wing of a moving jumbo jet against a squad of treacherous marines, he was thrown off the plane but was able to ignite the plane’s fuel with a cigarette lighter.

“It was practically a documentary on the nature of modern aviation the chemical structure of aviation fuel.

“These modern action films with women though… Am I really to believe that a female’s bicep is powerful enough to lift a gun, much less shoot it? Honestly, I’ve emailed my bank details to several Nigerian princes who were more believable.”

At press time, Tawhfoor was reporting a crisis of identity, telling friends, “I’m still broke thus clearly still too woke.

“From now on I will be nailing my colours to the mast – anyone opposing refugee Rwanda flights is a woke lefty who should be hung, anyone suggesting any degree of accountability for Boris Johnson or Elon Musk is a woke lefty who should be hung. Anyone who disagrees with me is a woke lefty and should be hung”

Tawhfoor added, “Look, any chance I could borrow a tenner?”

via ~ DailyLOL