“Essentially, we are better than you, so we can do what the f*ck we want.'' - Johnson and Sunak

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Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunsk have begun a brand new ‘do what the **** you like’ pilot today after being told to self-isolate by NHS test and trace.


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With news emerging yesterday that Health Secretary Sajid Javid has tested positive for coronavirus and has also come into close contact with the pair, Prime Minister and cowardly hypocrite Boris Johnson has revealed today that he and Rishi Sunak do not need to self isolate after taking part in a new pilot allowing them to do what they fvcking want, OK.

Speaking earlier he revealed “Essentially, we are better than you, so we can do what the fvck we want.

“And we will be doing that as part of a new pilot scheme meaning we don’t have to follow the rules of the rest of the country which we actually came up with ourselves.

“Everyone knows how difficult it is to have to self isolate, and the sacrifice which has to be taken by everyone missing out on important weeks of their lives, particularly school children in the last weeks of term.

“Which is why we didn’t want to do it, so we’ve made up a new rule to say ‘fvck you everybody’ we’ll do what we like.”

Asked what the general public should do if they are now told to isolate by the NHS app we were told, “They must isolate, for 10 days, and not even leave the house. People’s lives are at stake, the selfish twats.”

 

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At the risk of igniting another pointless debate, the best thing any of us can do at this juncture is turn off the TV and ignore the news, or at least avoid continued programming by reading/watching reports that only have one design feature - Brainwashing.
Rest assured, we have absolutely no idea what's going on over any of this.

To quote Socrates: "The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing"
 

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The Socratic paradox. ''"ipse se nihil scire id unum scia'.

It is well known that no one ever recorded Socrates saying it.


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One again TwoWhales argues AGAINST everything, but stands for nothing.
 

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One rule for them, and another set of rules for the rest. Always been that way. Do you really think Carrie is going to self-isolate with Boris and the baby? Not a chance lol. But this is all politicians who are complete and utter hypocrites. The whole lot of them.
 
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Does anyone what TwoWhales stands for? We all know what he hates, we all know what he doesn’t believe in, we know he is good at copy/paste pictures, but what does he believe in? What does he actually stand for? It’s baffling.
 
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