hell2bwith76
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“Do your own research!” proclaims raving lunatic who does their research on the toilet
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People need to stop following the mainstream and start doing their own research, according to a raving lunatic who does the majority of their research on the toilet.
Chris, 64, says that the country has “gone to the dogs” because people are too willing to listen to experts who’ve dedicated their lives to their specific fields of research when they should be doing their own fact-finding.
“It pains me to see what this country has become. We’ve all become sheep. Not me though. I do my own research. I spend ten to twenty minutes every day researching the truth, depending on what I’ve eaten.
“Everyone is so scared of a little virus these days. It’s just a cold. It saddens me to see how frightened everyone is of it – when what they should be frightened about is potatoes.
“I was reading online that scientists have started making microchips out of potatoes. Then they put the microchips next to our burgers which we eat. The microchips enter our stomachs and start rewriting our DNA. “This time next year, everyone’s going to be a bird. The birds you see right now aren’t real birds, they’re sheep who’ve fallen for the microchips,” Chris told us.
Chris gets most of his research from people who write their articles on the toilet too.
(any similarity to anyone Forum alive/dead is coincidental only) Names changed etc., etc.
How long has Chris been 64 ?