Room 101

[Claire8]

People who say "But you don't look sick" or "You're too young to be sick," like illness has a look or an appearance.

People who seem to think they've got the right to know your personal health and struggles just because you've got an invisible illness because they can't see it they think you should educate them.

Unsolicited medical advice: people who think they can cure a lifelong condition with a miracle kale smoothie or just by thinking positive and trying yoga.

Medical gaslighting: being told it's probably just stress or you're overdoing it when you actually know your body and you know better than anyone else you know your body is telling you something else.

All health issues, conditions and struggles: basically things people don't want but don't have a choice in.

Liars: people who just lie after lie after lie or tell you what they think you want to hear.

Self-checkout: "Unexpected item in the bagging area.

Vague delivery slots between 7:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. that trap you in all day.

People who moan about all dog owners because of the few who don't pick up mess.

Game players

 

[Claire8]

Mushrooms
Olives
Liver
Jaffa cakes
Marmite
Coffee
Liquorice
Brussel sprouts

 

[Belfastman]

Yes, never understood how anyone could enjoy liquorice. Horrific stuff.

 

[Missy]

Pear drops I don’t like them

 

[Caity]

those plastic packaging that you have to cut open

tins you have to use a tin opener to open

corned beef tins you have to peel open and then take 30 seconds getting the corned beef out of

the plastic sheet on top of the butter

deoderant cans you have to twist to open the nozzle bit

 

[chinesemidss]

fire alarms that go off without reason

 

[Missy]

English mustard to hot for me

 

[AngelTearz]

Liars
People who eat with mouth open ( Dreams of throat punching )
Drivers who do not use Indicators... fart and gimme a clue Seymour
Drink bottles with the stupid so called safety catches in the lids... yes F*ck right off
Baked Beans .. No please do not put Satans polyps on my toast thank you very much
Traffic lights that let 3 or 4 vehicles through on your side but loads on the other
Liver.. eurgh boaking big time
Marmite.. Did I say how much I detest Marmite.. it belongs in the biggest incinerator available
Self checkouts... ffs how many times do we have to go through the same thing
People who lack manners... Ooft don't get me started
Smokers .. right outside shop doors and you get a mouthful of it.. do one


To be continued ....

 

[CarrieUK]

Unnecessary small talk

 

[JoJoTia3rd]

Animals wearing clothes! I don't mean a coat if its winter.

 

[Bobbyboo2]

Koala Bears, freaky little fookers

 

[Claire8]

fitted sheets: a folding myth designed to make you feel inferior.

black socks and sports sandals: a fashion crime that makes no sense.

tear here strips: they never work; you end up using your teeth like a caveman.

the 1% phone battery: a lie that mocks you for hours.

bald men with beards: the upside-down face look.

jehovah's witnesses: the unwanted ding-dong when you’re in your pyjamas.

religious people: those who believe in someone they can't see and expect their prayers to be answered.

grown-up mummy's boys: adult men who still rely on their mums for everything.

football: grown men in little shorts kicking a bag of air around.

golf: the most boring thing on the planet; it’s basically a guaranteed nap.

 

[Claire8]

Koala Bears, freaky little fookers

Wtaf????

 

[Xwordman]

To be honest, people who say "to be honest" all the time.

 

[Claire8]

The Password Paradox
When you finally remember your password after ten tries, but the site says "New password cannot be your old password" because you are currently resetting it.

The Eight-Legged Freeloader
The spider that pays zero rent but insists on hanging at eye level in the hallway. It has eight legs and 360-degree vision, yet still acts "surprised" when you walk into its face.

The Ghost Notification
That red "1" on an app icon that won’t disappear no matter how many times you click it. It’s digital psychological warfare.

The Mid-Sentence Update
When your computer decides that right now is the perfect time to restart for a "critical update" while you are in the middle of a thought.

The Door Pull Betrayal
When a door has a handle that clearly says "Pull," but it’s actually a "Push." It makes you look like you've never encountered a building before.

 

[elwoodbluz1966]

Humanity

 

[CarrieUK]

People who jump a queue

 

[Bobbyboo2]

What’s a jump ??

Window cleaners

 

[Uptowngirl]

Pear drops I don’t like them

Pear drops I don’t like them

Mmmmm I love pear drops! x

 

[Uptowngirl]

Feet!