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[Shak]

Without the normal bullshit same old 'thread hijackers' taking over...

So fun thread, anyone got any funny embarrassing stories to share? I have loads and will share one, once a few people go first....

 

[Moriarty]

Had to take a dump in the field next to student halls cause the girl I picked up was a hump and jump and didnt want to stay around.

Got about 200 yards from halls and really needed to dump.

I could have gone back and asked, but nah, just dropped em.

So much for respect lol

For myself or for her.. I was young.

 

[HeuristicMonkey]

i once flung some sh** at the zoo keeper but got embarrassed because it was prince phillip, all you humans look the same to me

 

[JaymiCB73]

I once climbed a chain link fence and my shorts got caught. I was hanging from the fence with both ass cheeks flopping in the wind. The most embarrassing part was that no one would help me get down. The park was packed. Everyone saw me, but no one helped me until a homeless man came by and pushed my cheeks up to free me. It’s still mortifying.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Taking part in a foursome that was photographed by an oceanographer and posted all around the world. At least no one can guess which one I am!

 

[MillieW]

Worked in a hotel once with mainly guys in the kitchens - we were all going out clubbing after work and i walked through the kitchen after getting changed - slipped on the greasy floor - did the splits in high heels. Heels survived, skirt didn't. It was split front and back from top to bottom. The waiting minibus, of course, "had to" watch my walk of shame up the long walk to the house...it was thankfully still a good night.

 

[casiquaire]

thanks to typhoid type poisoning in turkey, after 2 days of being rough i braved going for a meal, bad move, the bait went through me like a mercury bullet and with no way of making it to the bog, that warm sensation of it running down my leg with zero strength in my ringpiece to stop it, the subsequent walk of shame home through the tourist infested streets ill never forget

 

[MillieW]

thanks to typhoid type poisoning in turkey, after 2 days of being rough i braved going for a meal, bad move, the bait went through me like a mercury bullet and with no way of making it to the bog, that warm sensation of it running down my leg with zero strength in my ringpiece to stop it, the subsequent walk of shame home through the tourist infested streets ill never forget

Reminds me of my colleague who confessed to an explosive tube ride. Had to get off a few stations early. Not that the smell would be noticed, but he was on his way to work. Always carry wet wipes. Bring back public toilets!

 

[Markie]

Worked in a hotel once with mainly guys in the kitchens - we were all going out clubbing after work and i walked through the kitchen after getting changed - slipped on the greasy floor - did the splits in high heels. Heels survived, skirt didn't. It was split front and back from top to bottom. The waiting minibus, of course, "had to" watch my walk of shame up the long walk to the house...it was thankfully still a good night.

Maybe it was still a good night for you, but spare a thought for all those poor people on the minibus

 

[funandflirty]

By far the most embarrassing experience for me was camping with my ex we were erm adult wrestling and we got a round of applause from passers by when I won the wrestle

 

[MillieW]

Maybe it was still a good night for you, but spare a thought for all those poor people on the minibus

Twat

 

[Markie]

By far the most embarrassing experience for me was camping with my ex we were erm adult wrestling and we got a round of applause from passers by when I won the wrestle

Did that involve getting naked and have you got any pics to prove it, otherwise i for one won't believe you.....

Plus he must have been a wimp to let a woman beat him ....or he was after something

 

[HeuristicMonkey]

oh, just remembered another one... on holiday with a girlfriend ( a particularly nice bonobo chimp)that spent more time on the phone and flirting with the pool boys than with me. Decided, nuff with this, im off back to my cage in UK. I bought some chocolate buttons and that night, while she was asleep, I placed a bunch of said chocolate buttons in the crack of her arse (heavy sleeper). They melted and she woke up and saw me strutting out the room with suitcase in hand "You disgust me!" She thought she'd sh** herself. Not exactly embassaing to me but the photos i posted and the youtube video i sent her afterwards certainly embarrassed her.

 

[Hughie]

Went to Edinbrugh Zoo as a child with the school.So headed for the Elephants,Keeping back a little to check things out.As to a kid Jumbo was massive.I thought a slap of that trunk id be dizzy..As i looked on.The keeper was standing next to me,look down at me.Said hes big ehh.I just looked at him and nodded.
So on we looked as we did there was a Lady well dressed ect ect in her 40s maybe.with the kids and hubby kids in tow.Mum i want to feed Jumbo.Said one child.Mum looked thought same thing i wasnt going near for.But mummmm please.So mum not wanting to dissapoint said child.
Looked at the wee one and ill try first.Came out.
Got the hubby to half an apple,and give her half,Other half to the child.
Mum walks over,puts her handbag in the pitt of her arm.Straightens her hat.Extends her arm out slowly,Jumbo.Not his name i might say.
Takes one look and over he goes.Extends his trunk a long way,Right onto the face of the Lady.

Well i dont know if any of you have ever seen an Elephant sneeze,Poor woman,Her hat came off.Went over on her heals landed on her bum.I near dropped.Laughing,she was in shock.(Sorry.!! but ....The horror on her face was priceless.Husband shook his head.Took the hankie he had in his pocket.and handed it to her.I was buckled up in stitches,Only to hear.
The Zoo keeper say to me.Thats why we got that sign on the wall.And fence...Dont feed the Elephants.in the year of 1970,No Eleplants now.Said Elephant lol that trunk made a mess lol

 

[BjornToulouse]

Without the normal bullshit same old 'thread hijackers' taking over...

So fun thread, anyone got any funny embarrassing stories to share? I have loads and will share one, once a few people go first....

Well, here you go - I hate anything

 

[BjornToulouse]

Without the normal bullshit same old 'thread hijackers' taking over...

So fun thread, anyone got any funny embarrassing stories to share? I have loads and will share one, once a few people go first....

I find it slightly sad that you youngsters still sit around blaming us for the damage. We didn't know.

 

[BjornToulouse]

Without the normal bullshit same old 'thread hijackers' taking over...

So fun thread, anyone got any funny embarrassing stories to share? I have loads and will share one, once a few people go first....

Hi, i'm probably not much help, but ...

 

[hell2bwith76]

One of my most embarrassing moments was when i worked in a factory with 99% young female workforce .One small room with about ten girls working in it was my 1st visit most mornings to say hello .I always managed to get a hug from one of the girls ,who happened to be married .
She was sitting at her desk facing my approach ,cleaning her brushes or something ,when i arrived and started to wrap my arms around her( as was usual and nothing nasty). i was facing her at this point but my head was diverted by another girl behind me saying hello to me .I half turned my head to say hello but my arms continued to enfold the first girl. I did`nt know that she had turned away from me and next second my hands alighted on something very soft and bumpy ! not like her back which i was expecting . Of course you may guess what i was holding but quickly removed and apologised . She was Red faced too and walked off to the toilet i think.
Happily she was a good friend of mine so no harm done but it was embarrassing .
I didn`t hang around to see if any other girls had seen the episode !.