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used to get free software apps on=======>download.CNET.com

Try this link and see if it helps.........photoshop and other handy gadgets

That's age 15 for County Fair Pagent, lol. Head East played as headliner for the fair. "Never been any reason"
 

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Labour have removed far more so-called illegal "immigrants" in their short time in power than the Tories managed in the past five years.

But of course you would be ignorant about "facts".

You stick to chasing women young enough to be your granddaughter and Googled images of "kayaks" you don't own to try and impress them, and leave the grown up stuff to the grown-ups. :)
 

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used to get free software apps on=======>download.CNET.com

Try this link and see if it helps.........photoshop and other handy gadgets. This (the avatar me age 15) was a "Proof" by a local photojournalist. No adobe photoshop on any other pics. I have not sent you kayak photos or any pics of young girls other than myself.

That's age 15 for County Fair Pagent, lol. Head East played as headliner for the fair. "Never been any reason"
 
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Labour have removed far more so-called illegal "immigrants" in their short time in power than the Tories managed in the past five years.

But of course you would be ignorant about "facts".

You stick to chasing women young enough to be your granddaughter and Googled images of "kayaks" you don't own to try and impress them, and leave the grown up stuff to the grown-ups. :)
Mind your Ps and Qs, buddy.
 

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None of your links work, Jess, are you pressing the right buttons (lol). :D
 

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Love you and leave you Kev, need to pop on me ebike and go pick up my amazon orders.

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Have 5 packs of these to pick up :cool:
 

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I, like most other people, tend to get Amazon orders delivered directly to my door. It's so convenient, but good luck smuggling them into your supervised sheltered accommodation, DOA.

SlimFast is one of the biggest con jobs on the market, btw. Their overpriced products only work if you incorporate them into a healthy diet.

Alongside long term lifestyle changes which mean you lose weight without resorting to expensive diet fads, which demonstrably don't work in the long term.

But who the fvck could, or would even want to, eat 150 chocolate bars of exactly the same flavour. But hey, only 99 calories each, right?

Hehehehe!

As you scoff 3 at a time and when, you will still feel hungry afterwards anyway, simply because there is barely no protein or fibre content in those bars (that satisfies hunger and makes you feel fuller for longer).

Then immediately scoff another 3 because 3 wasn't enough.

Heavily processed, addictive shite and when a basic cold pressed protein bar with no artificial sweeteners would do a better job and be a lot healthier.

"Caramel (29.5%) (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Sugar, Palm Oil1, Salt, Flavourings, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin)), Glucose Syrup, Milk Chocolate (20.5%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sugar, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder (3%), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Cocoa Mass (2%), Sunflower Oil, Egg White, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Salt, Flavouring, 1Palm Kernel Oil from certifiably sustainable Palm Oil."

Another DOAism that will keep me going for the rest of the week, and probably much longer. :oops::rolleyes::D
 

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Oh Kev babe,

SlimFast been around for over 40 years, its cheap and easy to find locally. If it was crap or bad for you, well......... they would have taken it off the market by now.

Those choccy bars are on a deal right now and I'm stocking up.


If I compare one to a Cadbury dairy milk little bar ( 18g), there 96 kcal and a bit too small for me.

MILK**,Sugar,Cocoa Butter,Cocoa Mass,Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea),Emulsifiers (E442, E476),Flavourings,MILK Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %,Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum,Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,**The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid MILK in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate

You need to work out and I do. Soon I'll be back on the water and need to improve my overall fitness.

Amazon orders have a nasty habit of arriving until 10pm and who needs that? If you click on the option for "pick up" the delivery charge is cut in half or sometimes free, saving a few pounds. I wont pay for prime.

And it dont kill me to ride round the corner to pick up the order. I like leaving the house... unlike you ;)
 

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Yeah DOA, crap food is sold everywhere, even branded...

Well done for ignoring the evidence.

You carry on with your imaginary ocean lifestyle if it makes you feel better when you show off online. :)
 

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I feel people are over paying for food right now. They don't shop around and just walk in a supermarket. Its the small things we all buy that cost the most.

There a choice, hang around the house during the summer sweating my balls off sat on the sofa or go out and enjoy the weather.

Last week I was up in London and saw the Thames from the train. The thought of all those people who paddle up the river for the last 3,000 years from coast took my breath away. We all forget sometimes rivers we're the "motorway network" for thousands of years.

Who knows during the summer I may paddle it too ;)
 

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You have just bought 150 'chocolate bars' that SlimFast are palming off unto unsuspecting consumers on Amazon simply because either they couldn't shift them via their usual stockists, and or they are close to or past their sell by date (not use by date).

Heavily processed junk food, nutritionally dead, that lures consumers in by advertising it is a 'chocolate bar', that is only 99 calories, and therefore it is just a cheeky treat that won't harm a dieters' waistline.

It obviously lured you in, you posted the ingredients of an actual chocolate bar, to show the comparison.

But completely useless to anyone who needs to healthily fuel their body, prior to or immediately after exercise, or with an active lifestyle.

Even if I only snacked on them 3 or 4 times a day, it still adds calories to an already restricted diet if I consume the recommended 2,000 calories and which means I would have to cut 300 or 400 calories from nutritionally healthy food instead.

Now none of this would matter a jot, and it doesn't, but unfortunately you keep warbling on about diets and an active sporting lifestyle on the ocean waves. :rolleyes:
 

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An economics lesson for you.

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Cadbury dairy milk chocolate bar 180g costs £2.65 in tescos and is around 180 kcal.


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SlimFast Multipack Snack Bar - Double Chocolate 6 Bars costs £3.60 in tescos and each bar is 99 kcal. 26g per bar (pack size 150g)

The slimfast costs more to buy.

But......if you buy them on a deal for £11.67 for 30 that price becomes cheaper. The price of each bar drops from 60p per bar down to 38p (£2.28 per pack of 6. Its now cheaper than the Cadbury dairy milk chocolate bar.

You get the more expensive brand CHEAPER !!!

At the end of the day your still buying chocolate !!!

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Nakd Fruit & Nut Bar Variety Pack (18 bars) was part of the same delivery for £12.35 ( 68p per bar) These cost £3 for 4 in tescos. (75p each) The saving was 7p on each one.

And since it was pick up, amazon didn't charge me delivery.

No wonder your mum wont let you run the shop on your own. I really do feel sorry for her :rolleyes:
 

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You would think a multimillionaire, in the twilight years of his life, would spend his imaginary millions on quality, rather than quantity.

Instead, he spends his imaginary millions on bulk buying heavily processed nutritionally dead junk food that he is clearly addicted to.

"Cos it's cheap on Amazon".

That he believes is chocolate.

150 bars of the shite!

Ha Ha Ha. :D
 

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You may live in a bubble but I don't.

I ordered over 300 bars and they wont last that long :oops:
They even have there own fridge.

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Most of them will be pinched by friends and family :eek:

I'll be lucky if any are left by the end of May :rolleyes:
 

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Why on earth would any grown up, with a healthy lifestyle, and a healthy diet, want to put this heavily processed shite into their body. :)

""Caramel (29.5%) (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Sugar, Palm Oil1, Salt, Flavourings, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin)), Glucose Syrup, Milk Chocolate (20.5%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sugar, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder (3%), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Cocoa Mass (2%), Sunflower Oil, Egg White, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Salt, Flavouring, 1Palm Kernel Oil from certifiably sustainable Palm Oil."
 

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Oh Kev.... you dont know much about PEOPLE :rolleyes:

If its a slimfast choccy bar, women will eat it.
If its a slimfast choccy bar, they will let hubby eat it.
If your under 30, you will eat Nakd bars

Easter and May Bank hoils are coming up, school 1/2 term too. Start of the summer season here and warm weather.
People will be in and out the house drinking my coffee and eating my choccy bars :eek:
 

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Yes, of course they will DOA, in between your 16-hour shifts online telling women young enough to be your daughter about your imaginary multimillionaire "kayaking" and bodyboarding lifestyle on the ocean waves. ;)
 

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In between your 16-hour shifts online telling women young enough to be your daughter about your imaginary multimillionaire "kayaking" and bodyboarding lifestyle on the ocean waves. ;)

Hmmm Kev......if I'm "63" then a woman young enough to be my daughter would be 45 ;)
 
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