SamBally
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An elderly man who has a bottle of wine and a pudding with every meal, including breakfast, feels he can criticise the younger generation because he lives in an apartment (bedsit) and owns a Fiesta called Pedro.
Dave Pile, aged 59, an unemployed soft toy stuffer, regularly spouts off about workshy snowflakes not having their ‘sh** together’ even though his excessive meat and wine consumption mean he can no longer mount a bicycle.
Pile said: “I notice Dr Marten’s are back in fashion, how about they release a new boot that gives them a good kick up the arse?
“They haven’t even got any shares in Natwest or anything like that.”
Wayne Hayes, 19, said: “I admit I’ve made a few complaints about the world we’ve inherited but how eating a whole stilton wheel every night is any better?
“If getting my sh** together means having a twatty car and the bloated legs of a months-old drowned corpse then I’ll give it a miss.”
Dave Pile, aged 59, an unemployed soft toy stuffer, regularly spouts off about workshy snowflakes not having their ‘sh** together’ even though his excessive meat and wine consumption mean he can no longer mount a bicycle.
Pile said: “I notice Dr Marten’s are back in fashion, how about they release a new boot that gives them a good kick up the arse?
“They haven’t even got any shares in Natwest or anything like that.”
Wayne Hayes, 19, said: “I admit I’ve made a few complaints about the world we’ve inherited but how eating a whole stilton wheel every night is any better?
“If getting my sh** together means having a twatty car and the bloated legs of a months-old drowned corpse then I’ll give it a miss.”