Wrestle a puma, and five other things Laurence Fox will do for attention.

[Kev45]

IT’S been a few days since right-wing darling Laurence Fox was in the news for losing a High Court libel case. With the oxygen of publicity running low, how will he get attention next?

Leave Twitter again in a strop, then immediately return

A classic move for attention hogs, pretending it’s all got too much for them. Cue Laurence making a huge deal about having to leave Twitter because of ‘liberal trolls’ before popping back up days later, physically unable to resist reading what’s been said about the furore in his absence.

Wrestle a puma

At a sparsely attended press conference, Fox announces that one week from today, he’ll wrestle a puma on Parliament Square to raise awareness of racism against white guys who went to Harrow. Health and safety officials eventually step in and save his other leg from being eaten.

Start driving around in a tank

Laurence hires a WW2 tank and starts driving around the streets of London shouting about random right-wing talking points. After this pointless stunt, the media obliges, and he is soon back on BBC Question Time and every witless show on GB News.

Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel

Despite absolutely no preparation, Laurence sneaks onto a flight to Canada to take on one of mother nature’s most spectacular creations. As he is dragged to safety with hypothermia by annoyed rescue workers, Fox claims it is a protest against ‘safe spaces’.

Move into porn

Unable to get legit acting roles because of his tedious views and the fact he’s actually quite sh**, Fox appears on Loose Women to announce he’s trying to make a porno with a ‘culture wars’ theme. Unsurprisingly, no one would ever watch this, so it’s back to tweeting.

 

[Confused_Fred]

Tommy Robinson and now Laurence Fox? You really have run out of ideas

This should cheer you up Kev

 

[Kev45]

Failed actor Laurence Fox, looking back on a miserable adolescence ruined by bullies, has come to the conclusion that, on balance, he probably deserved it.

Fox, aged 45, had always believed the teasing that dogged him through secondary school was uncalled-for. However, after looking through a box of his teenage things stored in his mum’s attic, he has taken the bullies’ side.

Fox said: It turns out I was an unbearable, self-righteous pretentious little twat with criminally bad taste and deserved every ounce of persecution I got.

My diary made me want to punch my teenage self. It begins with a pompous treatise about how terrible ‘modern’ bands like Nirvana are, and how real musicians like ELO and Feargal Sharkey deserve more respect.

And it goes on to complain that someone pinched my prefect badge and so, in retaliation, I reported them to the headmaster for ‘illegally’ smoking on the tennis courts.

Now I understand why I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 24. The simple fact is that I was a dickhead.

Fox's mum Mary said: It’s sad when your child comes home from school crying because the other kids were ripping the piss out of him for playing the recorder at aged 17 to Grade 3 level.

Half of me, of course, wanted to comfort him. The other half wanted to flush his head down the toilet for being such a f**king nerd.

I fear that he will end his days in London’s Docklands, destitute and broken, working as a male prostitute. Offering head and hand to Canary Wharf bankers at a quid a pop.

 

[Kev45]

Police are investigating a social media post by Laurence Fox, in which he shared an illegal upskirt photograph of a female TV presenter.

Are there any depths this creature won't stoop to?

You would think, after being ordered to pay £180,000 in libel damages a few weeks ago, this sausage would have learned his lesson.

We are not talking about teenagers, this so-called man is 46 years old with two young boys.

According to Fox, and after his victim Narinder Kaur quite rightly objected, he stated “She can go cry victim all she wants. It’s not my fault she forgot to put her pants on, the whining cry bully hypocrite,”.

 

[Confused_Fred]

I'm little confused .......

Narinder Kaur?



The same one who was on Big Brother 23 years ago and still posting pictures like these online?

To be honest it was hard to find a picture where Kaur wasn't showing something.

The best all you can say about this story is:

that some woman in a 50s is trying to gain a little bit of attention after being a "C " list celebrity for five minutes over 20 years ago.

If you want people to treat you with respect, dress your age and don't post semi naked pictures of yourself online.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Police are investigating a social media post by Laurence Fox, in which he shared an illegal upskirt photograph of a female TV presenter.

Are there any depths this creature won't stoop to?

You would think, after being ordered to pay £180,000 in libel damages a few weeks ago, this sausage would have learned his lesson.

We are not talking about teenagers, this so-called man is 46 years old with two young boys.

According to Fox, and after his victim Narinder Kaur quite rightly objected, he stated “She can go cry victim all she wants. It’s not my fault she forgot to put her pants on, the whining cry bully hypocrite,”.

Fux is now under investigation by the Met Police and could find himself on the sex offenders register.

The snivelling perverted c.unt deserves jail time!

Am lit, fam. Totes lit!!

 

[Kev45]

Fux is now under investigation by the Met Police and could find himself on the sex offenders register.

Now that would be ironic after forking out £180k for wrongly accusing two men of paedophilia, if karma is a thing, he certainly deserves all that is coming his way, it's a car crash waiting to happen for sure.

When he is banged up in HMP Belmarsh as a convicted sex offender, I suspect he won't have quite so much to say for himself then.

 

[Kev45]

Oh dearie me, following a Twatter backlash after posting that illegal image, Fox is now 'threatening' to more out of London, because yet again he is the wronged party in yet another scenario of his own making.

The poor mite.

If you are reading Laurence, no threats you sausage, just do it and preferably somewhere without any internet access.

Apparently he has been “punched in the face for four years” in the “leftist run hellhole London", and although he hasn't been punched in the face even a single time.

I am sure London will miss his “punched” in face, right?

 

[Confused_Fred]

I think Kev's got a bit of a thing for this guy could it be is ex's like Billy Piper or is current main squeeze.........
If you look like Laurence Fox you could get women like that too Kev

Does his site come with gym membership? Kev need one

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

@Kev45

Fux is throwing the biggest tantrum on Twitter right now.

Channelling his inner child and storming off to bed!.

LOL

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Oh dearie me, following a Twatter backlash after posting that illegal image, Fox is now 'threatening' to more out of London, because yet again he is the wronged party in yet another scenario of his own making.

The poor mite.

If you are reading Laurence, no threats you sausage, just do it and preferably somewhere without any internet access.

Apparently he has been “punched in the face for four years” in the “leftist run hellhole London", and although he hasn't been punched in the face even a single time.

I am sure London will miss his “punched” in face, right?

 

[Kev45]

The same silly c@nt who said it was “political corruption” when he fukced up the forms for the London mayoral election.

Someone else's fault again…

Not the sharpest trowel in the box this one, is he.

 

[Kev45]

Laurence Fox's guide to being an instant right-wing celebrity twat.​

INTERESTED in trading C-list status for being an instant right-wing hero and truth-teller? I’ve done it, and so can you by following these tips:
Invent your own definition of racism

Some would say a realistic definition of racism is abuse and discrimination directed at ethnic minorities. I prefer to make it up in my head, as if people in the street have shouted ‘Oi, you, Laurence Fox, f**k off back to RADA until you do something better than Lewis.’

Jump on that anti-PC bandwagon

Why not? My views are heartfelt. I’m not just joining the anti-PC, reactionary bandwagon that has raised so many people’s profiles and earned them so much money. I’m a top Hollywood actor who was in Gosford Park back in 2001, you know.

Have zero awareness about privilege

It’s wrong that people talk about ‘privilege’ when I am just a hard-working bloke who went to Harrow and the son of the very famous actor James Fox. Those improvisation classes were bloody tough, let me tell you. I had to pretend to eat an orange with no orange there.

Slag off Lily Allen

Lily Allen is the leader of the sinister ‘Woke’ movement, not just a slightly clueless pop singer. I don’t really follow politics or the news because they’re all lefties, but I’m confident she must be destroyed before she becomes the next Hitler.

Talk to the Daily Mail frequently

Get your views out there via that actor’s friend, the Daily Mail. They never turn against people so there’s no chance they’ll suddenly run an article headlined: ‘POSH LAURENCE says he hates ‘WOKE’ – so why is he at a party with TRAITOR MEGHAN in LA?’