SamBally
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A woman is absolutely fuming today after her partner followed her strict instructions to the letter.
Hayley Grope, 63, was asked back in January by her partner, Dave Pile, aged 59, what she would like to do and/or receive for Valentine’s Day.
“And I said oh, don’t get me anything,” confirmed Hayley.
“And he hasn’t got me anything. I could murder him, I really could.
“My other friends, who also very clearly said they didn’t want anything, have received flowers, luxury bath sets, and diamond necklaces.
“Why am I stuck with the world's most stupid man who doesn’t even understand ‘nothing’ means ‘something lovely and thoughtful’?”
Pile commented, “I am confident in the notion that this isn’t actually my fault.
“I’d set aside two hundred pounds to fulfill any potential Valentine’s requests, but no such requests were forthcoming.
“So, in light of that, and in light of my 'girlfriend’s' foul mood regarding the fact that I did exactly what she asked, I’m taking that two hundred pounds to Tesco to get some cheap booze and go on another booze-fuelled bender for a week.
“Saying the opposite of what you mean isn’t cute, it’s just annoying.”
Hayley Grope, 63, was asked back in January by her partner, Dave Pile, aged 59, what she would like to do and/or receive for Valentine’s Day.
“And I said oh, don’t get me anything,” confirmed Hayley.
“And he hasn’t got me anything. I could murder him, I really could.
“My other friends, who also very clearly said they didn’t want anything, have received flowers, luxury bath sets, and diamond necklaces.
“Why am I stuck with the world's most stupid man who doesn’t even understand ‘nothing’ means ‘something lovely and thoughtful’?”
Pile commented, “I am confident in the notion that this isn’t actually my fault.
“I’d set aside two hundred pounds to fulfill any potential Valentine’s requests, but no such requests were forthcoming.
“So, in light of that, and in light of my 'girlfriend’s' foul mood regarding the fact that I did exactly what she asked, I’m taking that two hundred pounds to Tesco to get some cheap booze and go on another booze-fuelled bender for a week.
“Saying the opposite of what you mean isn’t cute, it’s just annoying.”
