What do men really want?

[WickedPerdition]

I have created this thread in response to its 'sister' thread: 'What women really want'.
I thought it only fair that men were given a chance to be heard in the Forums.
I have not seen the film, "What Men Want". I doubt that would enlighten me anyway.
So, without further ado, I leave the thread open for any sensible and constructive comments.
I just have to post a humorous, diagrammatic representation of the male brain to start with:

 

[Dong]

As you asked!

What men really want?
The answers are scant
Health, wealth and women:
Forget all the cant!

 

[Poco_Loco]

Trifle doesn't require cooking.

 

[Clarity]

Honestly, I do not know.

I would say that all men are not the same which would suggest their wants maybe different

 

[crusti]

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

 

[WickedPerdition]

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

In spite of this nonsense, you still have not said what you really want!
I'd stay clear of Spice Girl lyrics if you are looking for the answer!

 

[Clarity]

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

Lol, very helpful !

 

[WickedPerdition]

I don't think the area of the brain in the diagram depicting 'SEX' was truly representational. I think it is actually closer to 90% of the total area of the entire brain. After all, this is where our senses are at their peak.
Practically everything is merely incidental or just plainly insignificant, by comparison.
Accessibility to 'the remote control' is never an issue for me.
'Lame Excuses' are a serious necessity, however.

 

[BizarreBabe]

I'm trying to care... still nothing!

 

[Nibbles]

From a woman's perspective...Most of them want a kick up the arse.
Oops! No wait that's need, not want... Carry on

 

[crusti]

From a woman's perspective...Most of them want a kick up the arse.
Oops! No wait that's need, not want... Carry on

Need and Want, there is usually some cross over between the two.
So I'm up for a kicking nibbsey, how is ya kicking action?

 

[crusti]

Lol, very helpful !

In spite of this nonsense, you still have not said what you really want!
I'd stay clear of Spice Girl lyrics if you are looking for the answer!

"Zigazig arh" translates as salad with mash. mmmmmmmmmm I'm hunngry now.

 

[Nibbles]

Need and Want, there is usually some cross over between the two.
So I'm up for a kicking nibbsey, how is ya kicking action?

Only one way to find out..... Bend Over!!

 

[Wren]

Hot drinks on bell ring
Naughty ideas that usually initiate some form of movement to plz
Food on bell
And bathroom preparation with "no bubbles" bombs only when sat in once said.
Body rubs and tiger balm on bell or similar pain soothing stuff... Men work hard
Laundry always sorted and ready to wear
Kindness to the mother-in-law is useful skills too
And
Quiet time preferably in this kinda man cave works they give themselves
I'd say that's a man's life mostly. Pretty chushy ..8)

 

[Laura-Star]

A study seemed to confirm every stereotype anyone ever held about what men want (for the purposes of this article, what heterosexual men want). We want women. Now, please—although tonight will do. At worst tomorrow. We want them like that old Army poster with the finger pointing outward. We want you. We want you like we're all Uncle Sam, and dammit if the Germans aren't at it again. Pack up the lab equipment, please, shut off the lights, and move on to more important behavioral studies. Like finding out who drinks "lots of pulp" Tropicana.

 

[TheBabayaga]

Hot drinks on bell ring
Naughty ideas that usually initiate some form of movement to plz
Food on bell
And bathroom preparation with "no bubbles" bombs only when sat in once said.
Body rubs and tiger balm on bell or similar pain soothing stuff... Men work hard
Laundry always sorted and ready to wear
Kindness to the mother-in-law is useful skills too
And
Quiet time preferably in this kinda man cave works they give themselves
I'd say that's a man's life mostly. Pretty chushy ..8)

Thats actually quite frightening. Almost nail on head. Shame no mention of word "sex" would've given that an A*

 

[rickler]

Only sex.