Kev45
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STARMER’S Labour have been in power for almost a week, and yet Britain still suffers from myriad problems. Which one has lost him your vote?
Mary Fisher, foster parent: He promised me change. But when I parked up at the precinct yesterday, I had none and had to go to the newsagent to break a tenner.
Oliver O’Connor, digital archivist: I can’t believe he’s wasted all that Rwanda money. Couldn’t we get our £290m in vouchers, then use them to send true patriots on mandatory Kigala mini-breaks?
Steve Malley, climbing instructor: Have the boats stopped? I haven’t checked. I’m not near the coast.
Lauren Hewitt, funeral director: All those big promises and there’s still Tories left. When will they learn they’re like cockroaches? Halfway eradicated’s no good. Finish the job.
Roy Hobbs, forest ranger: I put my back out digging the lawn on Sunday. Where was Keir Starmer then?
Fonfused-Cred, unemployed sausage maker. Starmer hasn't sorted out 2 trillion debt and 20 billion black hole in public finances, I won't be voting for him again in 2029.
Mary Fisher, foster parent: He promised me change. But when I parked up at the precinct yesterday, I had none and had to go to the newsagent to break a tenner.
Oliver O’Connor, digital archivist: I can’t believe he’s wasted all that Rwanda money. Couldn’t we get our £290m in vouchers, then use them to send true patriots on mandatory Kigala mini-breaks?
Steve Malley, climbing instructor: Have the boats stopped? I haven’t checked. I’m not near the coast.
Lauren Hewitt, funeral director: All those big promises and there’s still Tories left. When will they learn they’re like cockroaches? Halfway eradicated’s no good. Finish the job.
Roy Hobbs, forest ranger: I put my back out digging the lawn on Sunday. Where was Keir Starmer then?
Fonfused-Cred, unemployed sausage maker. Starmer hasn't sorted out 2 trillion debt and 20 billion black hole in public finances, I won't be voting for him again in 2029.