Unfortunate surnames

[LadyOnArooftop]

I was watching the American football highlights last night and one player's name was Christian Kuntz...
Any others?...

 

[casiquaire]

Cockburn, reminds me of a time when i worked in sales when someone came through on the phone with the surname Cockburn, naturally i couldnt help myself but pronounce it as "cock-burn" his reply was with a sighing manner "its co-burn you fucking idiot, go and get me a manager" and the manager then went on the pronounce it the way i had done aswell, bloke just lost his sh**

 

[CharlieChaplin]

Anthony Weiner, Member of the U.S. House of Representatives, twice caught sending unsolicited pictures of his member to minors. (The underage kind, not the coal mining kind)

 

[CharlieChaplin]

Dr Katie Alcock, gender critical former Brownies leader...

 

[CharlieChaplin]

Chris Pincher, former Deputy Chief Whip of the Conservative party, expelled for multiple counts of dick tickling. (Pincher by name, pincher by nature...)

 

[CharlieChaplin]

And for a wee bit of historical randomness....

Lieutenant-General James Thomas Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, from whom we get the Cardigan.

John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, from whom we get the sandwich.

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, from whom we get the Wellington boot.

And finally, courtesy of Lord John Wilmot, we have Signior Dildo, from whom...


(the poem is called Signior Dildo, but I can't post a link to it, easy to find online if you're curious).

 

[PennyDreadful2]

Liz Truss our new PM. I've already thought of a nickname for her - Liz Hernia!

 

[RequiemForACat]

Mr.Greencock from Friday Night Dinner.

 

[Wojcik]

 

[casiquaire]

Uwe Fuchs - german footballer and now manager

 

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[WalterdeBurgh]