UK Hospitals and medical centres

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

UK Hospitals and medical centres to replace doctors and nurses with unqualified morons who have done their 'research'.​

The UK Government and the National Health Service is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses.

As of next month, in the NHS, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by unqualified morons who have done research on the Internet.

''I can't tell you how happy and relieved I am when a patient tells me they have done some research on the internet,'' said head of neurology, Dr. Eric Sheppard. ''It's only topped by a patient telling me they have a family member who is a nurse.''

The hospital is excited about how much money this move should save them, not to mention the overwhelming support from
pro-diseasers everywhere.

“This is a great move in my opinion,” said anti-vaxxer Wayne Kerr. “Most of us know more than doctors anyways, so this is a huge step in the right direction.”

Fake doctors are also supportive of the decision and are hoping to be given consideration for available positions: “I have two internet doctorates and know far more about how to heal people than any medical doctor,” said “Doctor” Kryst Offpher“ I would love to go into more detail but it will cost you £1495.”

The current staff are in the process of being moved to other, less innovative health centres.

via ~ DailyDoYourOwnResearch

Winning an argument against an intelligent person is very hard.
Winning an argument against a stupid person is downright impossible.

Bonhoeffer‘s Theory of Stupidity​

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Crazy mom still decides to vaccinate her daughter even after being shown multiple anti-vax pro disease memes​

Local mom Katie Smith, 32, shocked everyone when she announced she was taking her daughter to get her childhood vaccines. This after being shown upwards of 10 pro disease memes on YouTube, Online Chat-forum, Facebook and Twitter.

“I shared some of our best stuff with her and she still wouldn’t wake up,” said pro disease supporter Kryst Offphur. “I mean they were really, really good: stats taken out of context, results of anti-vaccine low quality studies, multiple anecdotes, everything. She must be crazy or something.”

Katie said she saw most of the memes that were sent to her, but after a quick check on some medical websites and a chat with a healthcare professional she decided the memes were full of sh.it and lies.

“The memes actually didn’t make much sense,” explained Katie. “They were trying to say that the vaccines are worse than the diseases kids can get? Something like that.”

Pro disease supporters often attempt to get new moms into their cult by using various methods, the most common of which is misleading and false facts put over pictures of screaming kids.

“Some of our best work is done when we find a picture of a child who has died and claim they died of a vaccine injury. Sure, the parents of the child get angry but we are really doing them a favour,” claims Johnson. “If a child dies, and has ever had a vaccine in their lifetime (or their mother got a vaccine while pregnant), it was vaccines that killed them. FACT.”

via ~ DailyMoronic

 

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Fake doctors are also supportive of the decision and are hoping to be given consideration for available positions: “I have two internet doctorates and know far more about how to heal people than any medical doctor,” said “Doctor” Kryst Offpher“ I would love to go into more detail but it will cost you £1495.”

ROFL ! i luv that,especialy the “Doctor” Kryst Offpher“

 

[AGirlHasNoName]

Not sure about taking everything the NHS doctors tell you as complete gospel, my eldest daughter had terrible terrible issues with pains in her abdomen, the would be SO bad she would sweat and pass out. Multiple trips to A&E, GP etc over 3 years "its IBS" no further tests needed, it got so bad I called an ambulance one day, they finally did an ultrasound and found a massive dermoid cyst on her ovary that had been growing for years - all misdiagnosed. It could have made her infertile and she badly needed surgery.

So yeah, sometimes doing your own research is needed so you can go equipped with things you'd like investigating, and then you have to push for those investigations a lot of the time.

 

[Moriarty]

Not sure about taking everything the NHS doctors tell you as complete gospel, my eldest daughter had terrible terrible issues with pains in her abdomen, the would be SO bad she would sweat and pass out. Multiple trips to A&E, GP etc over 3 years "its IBS" no further tests needed, it got so bad I called an ambulance one day, they finally did an ultrasound and found a massive dermoid cyst on her ovary that had been growing for years - all misdiagnosed. It could have made her infertile and she badly needed surgery.

So yeah, sometimes doing your own research is needed so you can go equipped with things you'd like investigating, and then you have to push for those investigations a lot of the time.

Sounds about right, I got the "IBS" one, then got rushed in with a burst appendix