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Hardcore nanny spanking, and other types of porn enjoyed by Tory MPs
Are you a Tory MP who loves porn so much you watch it in the House of Commons?
You’ll enjoy these particular genres…
Margaret Thatcher stepmom porn
Stepmom porn is already wildly popular, so imagine if the MILF hottie was the Iron Lady herself. Tory MPs love scenarios like her walking in on them masturbating and deciding to join in – all while discussing monetarist economic policy. And what could be sexier than than watching it next to the despatch box where Maggie announced the sinking of the Belgrano?
Hardcore nanny spanking
Many Conservatives are posh enough to have had a nanny as a child – a woman who ruled with an iron rod and shaped their nascent sexuality, leaving them with a desire for another spanking for being naughty. It’s certainly the best explanation for Rees-Mogg’s constant twattish behaviour. Commonly known as NILF porn by Tory MPs.
Labour MP cock trampling
Despite braying arrogantly at them from the other side of the Commons, Tory MPs secretly crave being humiliated by a Labour MP, usually female, although Ed Miliband in a leather thong has its fans. And while Tory MPs may never get their testicles crushed by Yvette Cooper in a basque, Boris Johnson’s remarkable incompetence may lead to deeply sexually satisfying humiliation at the next election.
BreXXXit
Nothing gets a Tory off like watching unelected European bureaucrats being remorselessly rogered by the great thrusting will of the British people. These videos don’t even have to feature anyone having sex, just watching Theresa May signing the letter triggering Article 50 will have them ejaculating impressively right across the chamber.
Clown porn
Conservative MPs spend their days watching a comical figure with silly hair attempting to shag anything that moves. As a result many have developed a fetish for it and like to watch clown sex on their phones – even if there’s a real-life clown standing right in front of them and 600 other MPs.
via ~ DailyRightWingWanker
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