Top 10 worst things - failure

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Sending dick pics to scammers fails to make the top 10 worst things done by Tory MPs in 2024​

After it was revealed Tory MP William Wragg sent compromising photos to a honeytrap scammer who then demanded the personal details of other MPs, researchers announced this doesn’t even make the top 10 worst things done by Tories in the first three months of the year.

Voters have insisted that MPs can be perverts in their private lives, if they could just be a bit more competent in their professional ones.

Voter Si Willis told us, “This is a government that is failing on all fronts, it is threatening people’s homes, health and livelihoods. So in the overall scheme of things, sending a dick pic to some duplicitous scammer and then being conned into giving out details of other MPs isn’t the worst thing in the world.

“It’s not like he’s a bit rapey like some of his colleagues. They’re the proper wrong’uns.”

“In fact, I’d be comfortable with them sharing dick pics who whoever they want in private, as long as they fund the NHS appropriately, stop giving sweet tax breaks to billionaires, and pull their finger out on the housing crisis.

“Being a bit of a pervert while also being completely incompetent racist thieving lying c.unt is the problem.”

TY@NT

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

"I was in my study googling for angle grinders when I accidentally ended up on Grindr. I saw naked men, and stood up quickly in shock and my trousers fell down. I dropped my phone which took pictures of me and it sent them to a man on the site along with my contacts list"
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[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'There was an MP called Wragg
Who desperately needed a shag
He did something silly
Sent pics of his willy
All wrapped in a union flag'
by KPonX
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[LadyOnArooftop]

The Tories are looking quite hagged
From sleaze to sleaze they swaggered
seems it's always a tory
exposing their 'morning glory'
They really are quite tardy and Wragg'ed!

 

[Confused_Fred]

In the halls of politics, where agendas sway,
Lies a tale of intrigue, where power holds sway.
Amidst the echoes of rhetoric, bold and loud,
A figure emerges, both haughty and proud.

Wragg, his name whispered in corridors long,
A champion of Tory, steadfast and strong.
But beneath the façade of his polished veneer,
Lurked secrets and shadows, whispered in fear.

Naked to truth, stripped of deceit, His soul laid bare, in a moment complete.
For no cloak of deception could shroud his sins,
As the light of justice upon him begins.

In the glare of scrutiny, his armor did crack,
And the world saw the man, not just the act.
For power may dazzle, but truth it reveals,
The fragility of empires built on false ideals.

So remember the tale of Wragg, if you dare,
A cautionary whisper in the political air.
For in the dance of power, where egos collide,
Even the mighty can falter, stripped of their pride.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'Breaking news: William Wragg has given up the whip.

And the handcuffs.

And the gimp mask.

But he says he's hanging on to the fringed latex thong & matching nipple clamps if that's OK with everyone?'

TY@KPonX
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[TwoWhalesInAPool]