Tool!

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Sup fam!?!

After a hard week of honest graft I decided to Amazon 'shop till I drop' and purchase a new tool toy as me last one was wrecked.

So, please meet Bertha, my new tool

Spec:

Dimensions - Length: 326 feet (99 m) Diameter: 57.5 feet (17.5 m)

Weight - 6,700 short tons (6,100 t)

Powered - 24 x 505.7 kW (687.5 hp) cutterhead drive motors Total: 12.1 MW (16,500 hp)

Cost - £62,152,400

Here's a pic of me an me mates getting ready to play wiv Bertha!

Wot a f.uckin lady she is.
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And here's us after we played - the size of her hole!!!

An....I'm the good looking one.


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[Kev45]

Wowzer! That's an impressive tool.

Engineering genius where the machine was built so accurately it perfectly fits that big hole!!

Btw, you are EXTREMELY good-looking!!

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

@Kev45, you too are f.ucking gorgeous and handsome

my EXTREMELY good looking (the truth, ty @Kev45) self was careful not to disturb my fella villagers this morning while I continued my labour of love around this splendid abode of mine, so, I used smaller quieter tools than my fantastic Bertha.

I am empathy itself when it comes to caring for those around me. Believing my hard working., gentle and caring nature has helped me attain this (ty @Kev45) godlike level of handsomenessessess.

Like Chris Hemsworths 'Thor' when stripped of his clothing by Russell Crowes 'Zeus' in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder, I have the ability to activate swooningnessessessingness in those around me.

below pic = todays tiny tools!
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Here's me = Thor body double in Thor: Love and Thunder - that scene!!

 

[Confused_Fred]

I've seen bigger

Both are really OLD pictures

The first ones from 2015

Stuck Bertha in Seattle, back when we were so confident we knew what we were doing. We still are, at least on the outside.

The Least Dumb Idea Consensus Provides

The megaproject is the least-dumb idea that consensus provides.

www.strongtowns.org

The second ones from 2012

Schwanau, August 10, 2012. During the course of extending the A1 in Italy, a currently busy section between Bologna and Florence is being extended to include a new alternative route. One feature of this route is the Sparvo Tunnel under construction since August 2011 which represents a new record in mechanized tunnelling in terms of size as it has a boring diameter of 15.615 meters and comprises two parallel tubes 2.5 kilometers in length. The alternative route aims to significantly reduce travel time for up to 90,000 vehicles per day. The client Autostrade per l’Italia S.p.A. anticipates the tunnel opening in mid-2013.

Galleria Sparvo: First tunnel tube completed in record format

www.herrenknecht.com

So can one of you nutters tell me why your claiming to use them?

 

[Kev45]

 

[Confused_Fred]

❤ Truth is always the strongest argument ~~ Sophocles ❤

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

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he seriously made that post didn't he!?! what the actual f.uck!!

hahahahahahahahaha + ha

and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +lol