Things that nobody says in the 1970s

[Missy]

I will start
I lost my mobile phone

 

[Missy]

Let me call you an Uber

 

[SteveT76]

Let’s see what everyone is saying on UKChat

 

[Missy]

Where is the closest Tesla charging station?

 

[Sigma_Male]

Anyone got a fiver for a mars bar

 

[SteveT76]

Alexa, set an alarm for 15 minutes

 

[Missy]

You can get an app for that

 

[Kev45]

Pick up your dogshit and put it in that handy sized bag

 

[SteveT76]

I saw you twerking at the club last night

 

[Kev45]

Fancy a game of FIFA?

 

[Sigma_Male]

Have you seen my other airpod

 

[Sigma_Male]

Oh look. Another starbucks

 

[Missy]

Fancy a cheeky Nando's

 

[Mobes]

you stoopid millenial woke soft looking lgbtz reject ...

 

[SteveT76]

Fancy a cheeky Nando's

Yeah I’m up for that. When is good for you?

 

[Kev45]

What flavour Vape is that?

 

[Sigma_Male]

I have so many emails to sort

 

[Sigma_Male]

Fancy a cheeky Nando's

Yes please. Then netflix n chill?

 

[emz1969]

google it lol

 

[Missy]

Yes please. Then netflix n chill?

Obvs x