Things that don't surprise you...

[LadyOnArooftop]

I'll start you off with a few...

The Conservatives will make tax cuts just before an election.
Applications for gun licences in Israel have rocketed.
Nigel Farage will be voted to do every Bushtucker Trial in the jungle.

Anything else that won't surprise you? feel free to sound off...

 

[Blankgeneration]

Tories blaming immigrants, wars and diseases to divert people's attention away from their own incompetence.
Keir Starmer backing Israel to the hilt, even if they kill every single Palestinian, just so his party can say they are not anti-Semitic.
Suella Braverman having an orgasm each time she hears a dinghy has sunk in the English channel.
Fundamentalist Christians fund raising for the Israeli government in hopes of bringing on the 2nd coming of Christ.
RIshi Sunak being reminded to give David Cameron a job, after hearing Dominic Cummings use the phrase "bleep pig" .

 

[Moriarty]

Things that don't suprise you.

Not much these days.
However, to twist the question slightly, I am looking forward to the Covid investigations report, because how they whitewash it, which they will (no suprise) will take some serious double think to make any kind of logical meaning.

They will just throw Boris under a bus and hope the dailies follow their lead.

 

[LeftLancs]

Tory dog whistle election tactics.

Blame immigrants.
Blame refugees.
Blame the B.A.M.E. community.
Blame the LGBT community.
Blame women.
Blame Labour.
Blame the union movement.
Blame teachers.
Blame the "left".
Blame single mothers.
Blame the 'feckless poor'.
Blame the disabled.
Blame welfare claimants.


Blame the dog next door for shitting on the lawn, and even they observed their own dog, with their very eyes, dumping a steaming one.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

I wouldn't be surprised if...

The Covid enquiry ends up being a complete waste of time, and money.

Prince Harry tires of the show-biz lifestyle in L.A and returns to the UK.

At the next election, Jeremy Corbyn stands as an Independent and defeats the Labour candidate.

 

[Words]

Wouldt surprised me if Labour got rid of there leader and Jermey Corbyn became there leader again if Labour win the the general election

 

[Moriarty]

Corbyn cant win, fruit of the poison tree.

The labour party has feck all to do with working class people any more.
Thats why the Tories won the last election.

Would not suprise me if they don't put Camaron back in to run the Tory party, he polls well with the left, anti Brexit, socially orientated, popular in many circles.