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Jack Monroe, and five other people reactionary gammon dickheads can't explain why they hate.
Thanks to highlighting food poverty again, writer Jack Monroe is despised by Britain’s many reactionary gammon b.astards.
Here’s why she and other celebrities are on the their confusing hate lists.
Jack Monroe
Jack’s crimes are many: she’s non-binary, she’s written for the Guardian, and she doesn’t have long hair like a proper girl. But worst of all she pretends poor people aren’t 100 per cent to blame for fvcking up their lives. Stop pandering to them. A massive pack of chopped pig’s heart is only £1.37. That’s easily a week of sandwiches.
Emma Watson
Why would there be a problem with this lovely English rose? Because she didn’t agree with JK Rowling about transgender issues and therefore wants male children to have their todgers chopped off and unfairly compete in women’s sports. It’s obvious, really.
Lenny Henry
It’s not because he’s black, except for the racists for whom it’s definitely because he’s black. No, it’s because of Comic Relief, where he cons soft-hearted Brits into helping lazy Africans who can’t be arsed to depose dictators. And they’re not going to bother preventing famines when we keep giving them free sacks of delicious grain.
Emmeline Pankhurst
Pankhurst wasn’t a typical modern feminist – for example, she was quite keen on handing out white feathers to ‘cowards’ in WW1. However right-wing idiots think she’s Germaine Greer, and it’s all her fault women always get custody of the kids and you can’t playfully grab a nice handful of arse at work.
Jon Snow
Strictly speaking, the Channel 4 presenter shouldn’t occasionally reveal his liberal views. But right-wing w4nkers demand that an intelligent, mature man immersed in politics must have no political opinions, which is about as realistic as showing your dog a documentary about battery farming and expecting it to become a vegetarian of its own accord.
Gary Lineker
Lineker can fairly be described as annoyingly chirpy with a few liberal opinions. That’s if you’re sane. To gammons, KGB News viewers and Brexiters he’s a Lord Haw-Haw traitor who deserves the most extreme punishments devised by man, maybe a combination of boiling in oil, crucifixion and being flayed to death. Although he probably does deserve a bit of torture for all those bloody crisp adverts.
via ~ DailyReacuntionary
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