The P factor!

[Dong]

Going far this weekend, now that Boris has made it easier for you? Well. there is one built in restraint...the P factor.
This determines how far you can go without a Pee...or a Poo! Remembering that all public toilets are closed.
I suppose the sea-side is OK but public parks? No way.

 

[Dong]

As the Bard said.....

And something lighter?

When you're gagging for a p
And there's nowhere you can see
To go...go find a tree.
It's very big circumference
Will help with your encumbrance
And you can be relieved: Quite privately.

 

[Poco_Loco]

I need a Barber shop with or without a public toilet.

I don't want a "manbun"