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‘Arse beards’ the latest hipster trend
In an attempt to stay one step ahead of the game, hipsters are now ditching their bushy beards for overgrown arse hair.
Images on Instagram show men walking around in backless trousers with vast amounts of matted hair cascading from their bottoms.Fashion expert Darius W said ‘The beard has become way too popular in mainstream culture so the hipsters have had to find a new look. Bushy facial hair is still respected in the hipster community so the decision was made to grow down below.’
The look is achieved through a mixture of natural growth and expensive hair extensions.
One hipster we spoke to said ‘My arse beard came about by mistake. I was getting clagged up “down there” due to a constant diet of rich food. I was going to get the whole thing waxed but then I saw the pictures on Instagram and a new look was created. My beard migrated south.’
Pop-up arse barbershops are said to be doing roaring trade in Hackney and the Levi Jeans Summer 2022 collection is going to be completely bumless in anticipation of the bottom beard boom.
via - News Fluff
