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I was filling up this morning at one of those old style petrol stations, the ones where you can't pay at the pump with your card. Went into the shop to pay, only to find a huge queue. The cause of the hold up was someone trying to pay for his fuel in coins. :rolleyes: The gist of the argument was "this is a petrol station, not a bank, you can't pay in coins here", "yes I can, it's legal tender." Eventually, someone in the queue assumed the Henry Kissinger role and negotiated a settlement. He was allowed to pay with 5p 10p and 20p's but not the 1p and 2p's. They say we're heading for a cashless society. Bring it on!
 

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First of all, you only use that car for dogging ;)

If your in a pitch and leave your wallet at home, sometimes coins in the car is the only way of paying. I kept about £100 in the boot of the car after that happened to me once. I was 1/2 a wake and in a rush, didn't think to look for my wallet before I filled up :rolleyes:

But soon petrol stations will start to vanish or only be open for commercial vehicles. There a new by law coming in here in 2030 banning private vehicles from filling up within the city. If you need petrol its a 6 mile trip out :oops:
 

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First of all, you only use that car for dogging ;)

If your in a pitch and leave your wallet at home, sometimes coins in the car is the only way of paying. I kept about £100 in the boot of the car after that happened to me once. I was 1/2 a wake and in a rush, didn't think to look for my wallet before I filled up :rolleyes:

But soon petrol stations will start to vanish or only be open for commercial vehicles. There a new by law coming in here in 2030 banning private vehicles from filling up within the city. If you need petrol its a 6 mile trip out :oops:

But soon petrol stations will start to vanish or only be open for commercial vehicles. There a new by law coming in here in 2030 banning private vehicles from filling up within the city. If you need petrol its a 6 mile trip out :oops:


LOL Utter bollocks
 

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But soon petrol stations will start to vanish or only be open for commercial vehicles. There a new by law coming in here in 2030 banning private vehicles from filling up within the city. If you need petrol its a 6 mile trip out :oops:


LOL Utter bollocks

I wish it was :rolleyes:

15 years ago when Brighton brought in 20 miles per hour speed limit we all said the same. In the last 20 years they built endless cycle lanes. Both are common place in most towns now.

But lets look at the garages that are going.

BP HOVE SF CONNECT 373 Kingsway HOVE BN3 4QD

I've heard the sites been sold for 2 million for housing development. If you look up the post code you can see its right on the beach.

Esso 236 Eastern Rd, Kemptown, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN2 5JJ
Esso Station Approach, Denmark Villas, Brighton, Brighton and Hove, Hove BN3 3TJ

Both going for the same reason. The land is worth more than they're making.

Once these 3 go, the only one left below the railway line that cuts the town in 1/2 will be Asda at Brighton Marina, Brighton BN2 5UT

I think 4 more north of the railway line will go in the next 5 years.

Texaco 237 Hangleton Rd, Hove BN3 7LR
Shell 193 Preston Rd, Brighton BN1 6SA
BP Ditchling Rd, Brighton BN1 4SG
BP100 Lewes Rd, Brighton BN2 3QA

All of these are on land ripe for redevelopment.

The local council will not give planning permission for any new ones to be built.
 

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First of all, you only use that car for dogging ;)
My car has tinted windows all round, hardly conducive for dogging activities! ;) Have you noticed on the pumps they say 'minimum delivery 2 litres', I wonder what happens if you try to take less than the minimum?
 

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Have you noticed on the pumps they say 'minimum delivery 2 litres', I wonder what happens if you try to take less than the minimum?

I'm not sure o_O

I was thinking moped tank capacity and had to look it up.

  • Common Capacity: Many 50cc mopeds, like the AJS Digita and Firefox 50, have fuel tank capacities around 5.5L and 6.3L respectively.

Their bigger tanks than I through.

The only thing I can think of is they just charge you the full £3 :eek:
 
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