Sir Michael Take CBE

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Forget Stormy.
Forget Taylor Fast.
Forget Wrap & Shed Music.
Remember these times?
When bands were well groomed virgins.
The men wore socks and the women adopted non twerking poses.
No gyrations.
No moisture.
Just good honest songs about trees.
Happy days

via Sir Michael on X

https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'Ah how I long for the good old days:
When women didn’t send dick pics.
Didn’t post filth on Mumsnet.
Didn’t own 2 houses & cheat the tax man.
Didn’t wear jeggings & do pirates or whatever it’s called.
Didn’t go to Turkey for posterior lifts and nip tucks.'

via Sir Michael on X
https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.'

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'My goes out to Jacob Rees Mogg.
Slapped with a Marxist community note.
So many of you on here mocking this kind & lovely man.
Have any of you not made a tiny error, huh?
All decent Christian folk I urge you to come out on your doorstep tonight & chant Latin in support of Moggy.'
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via Sir Michael on Twitter - X
https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

MAY 14, 2024

https://twitter.com/x/status/1790287042594656526

We will clap for them tonight in the Cotswolds.
Admiral Penny Morbid is ready.
And so is our Prime Miniature who is launching operation Big Helmet.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

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