Signs that you've had too many lovers...

LadyOnArooftop

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You can't remember all their names! :eek:
I was sunbathing in the garden the other day and my mind began to wander... I started thinking of all the lovers in my life that have come and gone, not that there's been that many! But for the life of me I couldn't remember two of them. I could picture what they looked like but couldn't remember their names. :(
Any other signs you've been putting it about too much?
 

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You also remember the ones you'd give anything never to have met. :eek:
My Ex had a mobile phone attached to the underneath of one of my cars... It was only discovered when i took the car for it's M.O.T. The lengths 'Some' women will go..!

She was a Brunette with Dark eyes....which i love. My mum said to me.

You Don't love her....You only love her image.

How right Mum was.

Image and REAL life...2 very different things.!
 
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