Signing up to defend Russia

DoubleDDFred

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My mate from the pud is signing people up for the new Russian army.

You get 20,000 rubels signing on fee.... I think that's about 20 quid in your hand?

5,000 a week in pay.....about a tenner?

All the gas you want !!!

And a chance to see Ukraine. You know that place that's on the news a lot.

So sign on today for Puntins new army today and run the heating non stop this winter !!!
 

Bad_Influence

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My mate from the pud is signing people up for the new Russian army.
I think you are spending far too much time in the “pud”, don’t you?
So sign on today for Puntins new army today and run the heating non stop this winter !!!
And it’s “Putin”, not “Puntin”. just saying. Stop whatever you’re smoking fella, it’ll do you no good.
 

DoubleDDFred

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If you cant dump down they wont take you !!!
 

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My mate from the pud is signing people up for the new Russian army.

You get 20,000 rubels signing on fee.... I think that's about 20 quid in your hand?

5,000 a week in pay.....about a tenner?

All the gas you want !!!

And a chance to see Ukraine. You know that place that's on the news a lot.

So sign on today for Puntins new army today and run the heating non stop this winter !!!
I would be convinced if you could do simple sums ;-) If 20,000 rubles is about 20 quid then surely 5,000 has gotta be about a fiver - not a tener lol
 

DoubleDDFred

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Another one who cant sign up o_O

Face it, unless you is thick they wont take you !!!!
 
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