Kev45
Devils advocate? Contrarian ego strokers.
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THE same old twats who sullied the last few Conservative leadership races are once again entering this one.
Even though the UK did everything possible to get rid of every Tory it could, even going so far as to elect 72 Lib Dems, sickeningly familiar names like ‘Tom Tugendhat’ and ‘Priti Patel’ are nonetheless being floated in the media.
Helen Archer of Hinckley said: Oh, for f**k’s sake. Can we not get some new bellends?
James Cleverly? Robert Jenrick? Are these not just a collection of people who have very recently spectacularly failed? Why would anybody want to reward them?
Okay, we’ve lost a few names from the usual leadership suspects, but only by virtue of them being unseated, so we’re choosing from the dregs of the leftovers.
Kemi Badenoch, Suella Braverman: we’ve already rejected them for this same job less than two years ago. They haven’t got better in the meantime. They’re still objectively shitter than the people who beat them, and those people were Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss.
Maybe they should have an interim leader. Someone crap but inoffensive who doesn’t really count to stand in until they get themselves together. Jeremy Hunt’s available.
Jeremy Hunt confirmed: I am no longer smirking and I am available.
Even though the UK did everything possible to get rid of every Tory it could, even going so far as to elect 72 Lib Dems, sickeningly familiar names like ‘Tom Tugendhat’ and ‘Priti Patel’ are nonetheless being floated in the media.
Helen Archer of Hinckley said: Oh, for f**k’s sake. Can we not get some new bellends?
James Cleverly? Robert Jenrick? Are these not just a collection of people who have very recently spectacularly failed? Why would anybody want to reward them?
Okay, we’ve lost a few names from the usual leadership suspects, but only by virtue of them being unseated, so we’re choosing from the dregs of the leftovers.
Kemi Badenoch, Suella Braverman: we’ve already rejected them for this same job less than two years ago. They haven’t got better in the meantime. They’re still objectively shitter than the people who beat them, and those people were Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss.
Maybe they should have an interim leader. Someone crap but inoffensive who doesn’t really count to stand in until they get themselves together. Jeremy Hunt’s available.
Jeremy Hunt confirmed: I am no longer smirking and I am available.