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Officer Purrito, the world’s first police cat, has been fired after it was discovered he’s helped criminals escape on several occasions.
(pussy pic below)Not only has Officer Purrito aided criminals in escaping cells, he’s also tripped several other officers who were attempting to pursue criminals and pushed vital
evidence off of desks.
“We had a mug that was a vital piece of evidence in a murder case and Officer Purrito pushed it off the edge of the desk it was sitting on. That was the last straw. We can’t let a murderer remain on the streets. The only criminals we allow on the streets are ourselves and the very rich,” said one unnamed officer.
A dozen criminals had escaped cells since Purrito joined the force. It was only when CCTV footage was checked that the police discovered the culprit.
Now that Purrito has been kicked out of the force, it’s expected that he will get a job as a private detective.
“Purrito P.I. does have a nice ring to it,” meowed the cat.
