Polar bears to be reintroduced to Scotland

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Polar bears in Scotland​

Polar bears are set to be reintroduced to Scotland in a deal that’s thought to be beneficial to both sides.​

With climate change destroying their natural habitat, Scotland will soon become the only country left that is cold enough to provide a home for polar bears.

Meanwhile, it’s expected that polar bears will help to control the English population within Scotland, as polar bears are natural predators of the English.

“It’s a fantastic deal for both sides. We all get something out of it,” N'icicle McSalmon, the First Minister of Polar Bears.

Polar bears had previously lived in Scotland for hundreds of years until they were exiled after drinking a full year’s supply of Haggis flavoured Irn-Bru.

They have since switched to Coca-Cola thanks to a lucrative Christmas marketing deal.

via - Daily Grizzly

 

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Various dinosaurs to be reintroduced to the UK.

Somewhere in England: bloke called Jeff about to be eaten by a thing with huge pointy teeth.



I blame those trousers.

via Daily Whales

 

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Various dinosaurs to be reintroduced to the UK.

Somewhere in England: bloke called Jeff about to be eaten by a thing with huge pointy teeth.

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I blame those trousers.

via Daily Whales

The Sandals with socks

 

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Dragons to be reintroduced to Wales

Here we have the lovely Welsh dragon breeder Daenerys Angharad Ffion Rhiannon Targaryen-Jones with the young dragon she manged to hatch from an egg she found in the village of Pentos Bach.

 

[Omega]

The Sandals with socks

They are actually black and white shoes (not sandals) and he's wearing grey socks.

 

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They are actually black and white shoes (not sandals) and he's wearing grey socks.

Oh yeah, on my laptop it looked like Sandals but on my phone I can see yup =)

Silly me.....

 

[Omega]

Oh yeah, on my laptop it looked like Sandals but on my phone I can see yup =)

Silly me.....

They are loafers - How can you possibly see images better on your phone than on your laptop?

Hmm...

 

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They are loafers - How can you possibly see images better on your phone than on your laptop?

Hmm...

Because on my laptop i'm always looking at too much and glance , on a phone i naturally zoom in on stuff ,

User habits - Entirely possible .....

 

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ShoeGate!


To me it looks as though he has bare feet.

The dinosaur I mean.

 

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Megalodon to be introduced into rivers, lakes, lochs and ponds across the UK.

From March 2022, fresh water 'Meg' will be swimming about in waterways across the UK.

Adding a bit of spice to the lives of wild swimmers everywhere.





Jason Statham is to blame.

 

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