Penis v's Personality

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Man concerned about penis size forgets to worry about entire personality​

Someone who fears he has a small penis should be more concerned about how much of a arsehole he is, his friends believe.

Ray Cyst, 56, has spent so long preoccupied by the dimensions of his knob he has failed to notice the more pressing issue of being a complete useless c.unt.

Cyst said: “Ever since I was a teenager I’ve been afraid women might point and laugh when I drop my trousers, or say, ‘Haha, no but seriously, where’s the rest of it?’

“That’s never actually happened, but I do feel I need a big penis like a porn star, or ideally a horse. Just for my peace of mind and to make me irresistible to women, all of whom are obsessed with big dicks.”

Friend Jo Gardner said: “Knob size really isn’t the first issue that arises when finding a partner. Whether it’s as long as a javelin or as short as a Freddo, he’s still a boring moronic c.unt who recommends books like Alan Sugar’s autobiography or any book by Trump

“None of his exes have mentioned a miniature cock. What they have mentioned is him watching GB News, being a racist and making ‘amusing’ comments about his farts. Why am I friends with him, again?”

Cyst’s ex-girlfriend Ellie Shaw said: “I didn’t split up with Ray because I found someone with a bigger schlong, which is quite insulting to me, actually. I left him because he was a nasty racist, GB News watching twat. Hateful creature!

“But, rest assured, there’s always a massive dick when Ray’s around.”

In the mean time,

Pssttt

No one actually f.ucking cares about the size of your cock. Apart from you.

But, they usual care about the size of your pissing intellect, you total arsebutterer!

TY@NT

 

[Equilibrium]

It's not about the size of the ship..........but the motion of the ocean!

Would choose an intellectual, mindful partner over any size dick, regardless of its performance!

 

[Altair]

It's not about the size of the ship..........but the motion of the ocean!

Would choose an intellectual, mindful partner over any size dick, regardless of its performance!

Not ALL women would agree with you though.

It's like TITS...Some men like them BIG...Some like them Small but Firm.

What's your tits like Aqua?

 

[Equilibrium]

Not ALL women would agree with you though.

It's like TITS...Some men like them BIG...Some like them Small but Firm.

What's your tits like Aqua?

Lol, my tits are fine ta very much!

 

[Apple65]

It’s about the motion in the ocean

 

[BasildonBond]

It's not about the size of the ship..........but the motion of the ocean!

Would choose an intellectual, mindful partner over any size dick, regardless of its performance!

but the slightest swell (on the ocean i mean before you think of a mucky retort) makes me seasick. In fact, that's why avoid baths (honest!). So I'd prefer it tbh if women just judged a man on the size of his manhood. I'd send you a photo of mine, but I haven't got a lens wide enough.

 

[ijustwannachat]

Thanks found this very informing

 

[Altair]

Lol, my tits are fine ta very much!

That's your own personal view though.

In what way are your tits fine?