Owah Eelekshun

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Today's predictions, fam.

Today's f'ucking predictions:-

Rishi dresses as a pearly king to announce he's outlawing foodbanks

Gullis gets barred from a Spar (again)

Natalie Elphicke quotes Mao's Little Red Book

Farage dresses like Mussolini then demands a BBC apology

Tim Farron concusses himself playing cricket

Lee Anderson punches someone in a wheelchair

Starmer bans himself from standing as an MP

Ed Davey gets knocked over by a man turning around with a ladder on his shoulder and sits in a bucket of paint

ty@HMOX


“That apology wasn’t sincere enough. Give me another apology!”

 

[Confused_Fred]

Brighton labour MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle will not stand at General Election over historic behaviour allegations.






Diane Abbott kick out of the labour party

More labour slezz to follow.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

More predictions fam.

more f.ucking predictions!

- Jonathan Gullis in A&E after headbutting a pothole

- Richard Tice buys Poundland to protect the pound

- Rishi attempts to boil egg

- Streeting ejected from Labour for liking a tweet by Harriet Harman

- Johnny Mercer photographed without a shirt

- Cleverly tries to convince us it's September

- Plaid Cymru announce plans to annexe Shropshire

and then -

- Gullis taken to the vet for deworming

 

[Confused_Fred]

I don't see allegations of sexual abuse or anti-seminism in the above statement........unlike the labour party

 

[Kev45]

The gummy auld farter is raging even more than usual today, must be pension day, and he has been on the Lambrini cocktails since 7 am.

The number of Tory MPs convicted of sex offences in this parliament alone is greater than the number of people convicted of voter ID fraud since 2010.​

To name but a few.

Neil Parish – Conservative

The Tiverton and Honinton MP says he accidentally watched pornography on his phone while browsing for tractors, before doing so again, this time deliberately, in the Commons chamber. He resigned, and his seat was taken by the Lib Dems.

Andrew Griffiths – Conservative

The former business minister and MP for Burton was found to have raped and physically abused his wife by a family court judge in 2021. He had resigned as an MP in 2018 after allegedly bombarding two women constituents with messages.

Charlie Elphicke – Conservative

The ex Tory MP for Dover was jailed for two years in September 2020 after being found guilty of three counts of sexual assault. His former wife had taken his place as the MP for Dover at the 2019 election.

Rob Roberts – Conservative

Conservative MP Rob Roberts lost the Tory whip and now sits as an independent after an independent report found he made repeated and unwanted sexual advances towards a member of staff.

Chris Pincher – Conservative

Tory whip Chris Pincher resigned from his government role after allegations that he had groped two people while drunk. Now sitting as an independent, he remains an MP –though he has said he will not stand at the next election. Boris Johnson's handling of the scandal is widely regarded as one of the triggers that ended his government.

 

[Confused_Fred]

But none of them are trying to stand for re election...... ARE THEY

 

[Confused_Fred]

Labour MP Natalie Elphicke accused of lobbying over husband's sexual assault case​

 

[Confused_Fred]

Labour MP who shared child abuse material has been jailed.

Paul Clark, who represented Gillingham in Kent for 13 years, was caught with more than 1,400 images on five electronic devices.

 

[Confused_Fred]

Former Labour MP Jared O'Mara jailed for four years over fraudulent cocaine expenses in February 2023​

 

[Confused_Fred]

A long-serving Labour MP, Davies was suspended pending an investigation in June after POLITICO reported on multiple accusations of inappropriate behavior toward junior female colleagues.

 

[Confused_Fred]

Brown has been one of Labour’s great survivors, serving as chief whip in the last Labour government and then under its next three leaders.

But in September 2022, Brown was suspended from the party and lost the whip pending an investigation into a complaint. The nature of the complaint has not been disclosed.

 

[Confused_Fred]

Osamor became the latest left-wing Labour MP to be suspended by the leadership in January, following comments she made about Holocaust Memorial Day in her weekly newsletter.

 

[Confused_Fred]

Claudia Webbe — convicted in court​

The Labour whip was removed from Webbe in September 2020, when she was charged with harassing a woman who was having an affair with her partner.

 

[Confused_Fred]

Christina Rees was suspended by Labour in 2022 pending an investigation into allegations of bullying. She had the whip restored in 2024

 

[Kev45]

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

More predictions fam.

more f.ucking predictions!

- Daily Spitfire flypasts over nursing homes

- Annual Purge Day

- Leeanderthal and Tice to marry, being proudly open about their relationship

- Sainthood for Enoch Powell

- Vera Lynn etched on white cliffs of Dover

- Policemen to say "Now then, now then, what's all this?"

- Promise to pensioners of tenfold pension rise in by 2455

- Gullis to support his heroin dealer friend by only purchasing baggies on a Sunday behind a church

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

More predictions fam.

more f.ucking predictions!

- Tory MP's are actively going out of their way to lose the election.

- Tory Deputy Chairman Jonathan Gullis pictured with a convicted heroin dealer.

Gullis has previously described drug dealers as savages, scrotes and scumbags, of course this was before

receiving 80% discount on 1k of the purest cocaine. A spokesman for Gullis said that the MP wasn't holding

any cocaine and a snorting spoon in the photo. The spokesman said ''it is cake, only cake! The best Victoria sponge.''

​

 

[Confused_Fred]

Did this woman......who was reported and investigated for fraud






Just stab this man in the back?




To keep this woman in parliament?



I think so