Mobile reception in Rome

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Tommy Robinson not that fussed about going to the Vatican to report on all the Catholic paedophiles​

Far-right investigative shouter and convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson has claimed that paedophiles inside the Catholic church are much better than the Muslim ones.

On the day the Catholic church announced the former Pope failed to act against paedophile priests in Germany, Robinson has been conspicuous by his absence outside the Vatican.

The former English Defence League leader, who is well known for reporting on paedophiles, but only the brown ones, also insisted that Muslim grooming gangs are seriously damaging the prospects of our own indigenous nonces.

“They’re finding it increasingly difficult to compete,” lamented Robinson in one of his trademark videos.

“Traditional tools upon which decent Christian paedophiles have relied, such as sweets, lost puppies and lots of hours spent practising as altar boys have been replaced by high-performance vehicles, alcohol and drugs.

“If we’re not careful, the endearing image of a dirty old man in a posh frock offering a sermon on a Sunday morning will disappear from our society forever.”

Robinson believes that spreading the word via social media could help save our hard-working Catholic nonces from the paedo scrapheap.

“If your Twitter or Facebook profiles contain the words ‘patriot’ or ‘truth’ then there’s much you can do,” he explained.

“Remind your followers and friends that Catholic paedos, even the ones that have moved abroad, are every bit as capable as Muslim paedos.

“We can’t let Christian sex offenders suffer the same fate as the British car industry.”

However, fans of the paedophile truth-teller have said they expect him to be reporting from the Vatican in the coming hours, keen to further enhance his reputation for exposing religious people who like to touch kids.

Robinson follower Simon Williams told us, “Wherever children are being abused by religious fanatics, Tommy is always there to tell his followers around the world all about it.

“Yes, he’s a bit quiet at the moment, but it’s probably only because the mobile reception in Rome is a bit sh.it.”

via ~ DailyPredator

 

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Not forgetting-

The far-right activist Tommy Robinson is being pursued for an estimated £2m by creditors after he claimed bankruptcy during a high court libel trial.

The English Defence League founder, whose real name is Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, declared himself bankrupt in a high court trial last year in which he was ordered to pay 100,000 in libel damages to a Syrian schoolboy he defamed online.

In March Robinson will be officially discharged from bankruptcy, meaning he no longer has to pay back any debts covered by the filing – including the six-figure legal fees.

It emerged on Thursday that creditors have asked an independent insolvency expert to investigate whether Robinson’s claim is genuine or whether he is “hiding” assets to avoid paying his debts.

The campaign group Hope Not Hate said it believed Robinson had access to assets worth up to about £3m through property acquisitions, investments, donations, and book sales. The group said it would supply a dossier of evidence to the new investigation.

 

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What I spent that two million quid on, by Tommy Robinson​

''Bollocks. I seem to have £2 million in unpaid debts and now people are hassling me for their money.

Here are some things I probably shouldn’t have blown the cash on.

Haircuts
You might have noticed I always have an army-style short back and sides, obsessively razored as if I’ve got some sort of hair OCD, and that means constant trips to the hairdresser. If it I let it grow even slightly I might look gay, not a decent, salt-of-the-earth football thug.

Losing libel cases
Apparently you can’t accuse schoolboys of attacking ‘young English girls’ with no evidence whatsoever. And you only have to deliberately go to a trial, make a f.ucking nuisance of yourself filming stuff on your phone, call the defendants ‘Muslim child rapists’ while the case is still going on, and they’ll do you for ‘contempt of court’. Unbelievable.

Sunbeds
Running a tanning salon is a pain in the arse. You’ve got loads of overheads and you have to wipe all the yukky dead skin and tanning lotion off the sunbeds every day. Intellectuals like me – I’ve written a book, Why Muslims Kill for Islam, it’s a cracking holiday read – are too brainy for boring jobs involving actual work.

Changing my name
Yes, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is a wanker’s name, but on reflection I could have saved a few quid and just called myself ‘Steve Lennon’. It’s still got that Beatles association though and I f.ucking hate Yoko. She’s a… not-very-good artist.

Train fares to intimidate opponents
A return ticket to a legitimate journalist’s home to intimidate them is daylight bloody robbery these days. Don’t forget you’ll want a sandwich too. Come on, Boris, put a cap on rail prices and let’s make threatening Muslim-loving paedo scum an affordable day out for all the family again.

A massive house
My house cost an eye-watering £900,000. Luckily I received lots of donations from supporters, although none of them specifically mentioned me getting a hot tub. Let’s hope they don’t find out about me poncing around in an exclusive tennis club during my luxury vacations in Spain, because some of them look pretty hard.''

via ~DailyRacist