Misheard song lyrics

[Deadpool]

George Michael-Careless whisper...."im never gonna dance again guilty feeling got no ribbons".

Alicia Keys-Empire state of mind...."lets hear it for new york. Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato".

Jimmy Hendrix-Purple haze..."actin funny but I dont know why. Excuse me while I kiss this guy ".

Kings of leon-Sex is on fire...."yeaaahhh, dyslexics on fire".

 

[megs233]

George Michael-Careless whisper...."im never gonna dance again guilty feeling got no ribbons".

Alicia Keys-Empire state of mind...."lets hear it for new york. Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato".

Jimmy Hendrix-Purple haze..."actin funny but I dont know why. Excuse me while I kiss this guy ".

Kings of leon-Sex is on fire...."yeaaahhh, dyslexics on fire".

Peter Kay has video on you tube with some cracking misheard lyrics.

 

[Flinty]

Try listening to Eddie Cochran .. Drive in show..... "I'll bet my penis to a candy bar"

 

[WickedPerdition]

Madonna - La Isla Bonita - ...young girl with eyes like potatoes...

Shame that you had to look back to January as I have started a new thread on this subject only this week. Look up: 'Favourite Mondegreens'.
Might I also suggest that you give the original lyrics and also the ones you or others have misheard.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Shame that you had to look back to January as I have started a new thread on this subject only this week. Look up: 'Favourite Mondegreens'.
Might I also suggest that you give the original lyrics and also the ones you or others have misheard.

Shame on you! for you replicating an existing thread. Before creating a new thread, may i suggest you use the search feature to see if the subject has already been discussed?

 

[Calledsaul]

"Paranoia, be something that you hear".

Was actually: "Paranoia, bees humming in your ear"

By Cypress Hill.