I was never blessed with a middle name, and I never gave any of the kids middle names. I wanted to... but I was vetoed. The middle name I wanted to bless the eldest with was - "Waitforit" Imagine someone asking for their full name... how cool would that be?
I can sympathise with you as I also have an awful surname, but I take comfort in knowing there are worse... "Banghard" is a genuine surname. Imagine a woman going through life with that...Same as you Lady, no middle name.
My maiden surname was horrible, it had LONG in the title, and as I was always tall and skinny I was called Daddylonglegs all through school.
Unfortunately I married a man with an even worse name, but I have stuck with it.
Hahaha...though at least a woman can marry, the poor man is stuck with it, hopefully his parents wouldn't Christen him Willie or Richard.I can sympathise with you as I also have an awful surname, but I take comfort in knowing there are worse... "Banghard" is a genuine surname. Imagine a woman going through life with that...