SamBally
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The problem of misogyny in society is set to be eradicated after a man has decided to deal with it once and for all.
“Women, bless them, simply aren’t up to solving the problem of misogyny,” said Dave Pile, aged 59, a man.
“If they were, then misogyny would have been eradicated by now. I mean, it’s been, what, two million years? And they still haven’t fully achieved equality or economic parity in society yet?“
“Why haven't all those female politicians, no not the stupid ones, sorted it out yet?“
“I think it’s clear that dealing with the whole issue of misogyny is men’s work.”
Mr Pile has advised women to all curl up in big comfy armchairs with some sort of low-calorie hot chocolate drink and gossip about ponies and boys while he singlehandedly sorts it out.
“With all due respect to the little ladies, dealing with misogyny is no place for overly emotional behaviour and accusations of so-and-so being ‘a bit off with me,’ so they should just stay out of it until I let them know that it’s all sorted.”
It was suggested that perhaps having women involved in the eradication might be a good, even necessary state of affairs.
Mr Pile relented slightly, adding, “You’re right, I’ll need someone to make the tea while I solve these important issues. One woman can be involved.“
“And it wouldn’t hurt if she was fit.”
“Women, bless them, simply aren’t up to solving the problem of misogyny,” said Dave Pile, aged 59, a man.
“If they were, then misogyny would have been eradicated by now. I mean, it’s been, what, two million years? And they still haven’t fully achieved equality or economic parity in society yet?“
“Why haven't all those female politicians, no not the stupid ones, sorted it out yet?“
“I think it’s clear that dealing with the whole issue of misogyny is men’s work.”
Mr Pile has advised women to all curl up in big comfy armchairs with some sort of low-calorie hot chocolate drink and gossip about ponies and boys while he singlehandedly sorts it out.
“With all due respect to the little ladies, dealing with misogyny is no place for overly emotional behaviour and accusations of so-and-so being ‘a bit off with me,’ so they should just stay out of it until I let them know that it’s all sorted.”
It was suggested that perhaps having women involved in the eradication might be a good, even necessary state of affairs.
Mr Pile relented slightly, adding, “You’re right, I’ll need someone to make the tea while I solve these important issues. One woman can be involved.“
“And it wouldn’t hurt if she was fit.”