SamBally
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A man uses internet forums to tell everyone else how they are wrong and he is right and how he still hopes one day to know the touch of a woman, according to people who know him.
Friends of Dave Pile, aged 59, find it incredible that a man with an urgent need for continuous conflict and an irrational obsession to correct people he’s never met and never will, has thus far have failed to find a life partner.
Facebook was described as a ‘Godsend’ for Pile, whose friends used it to chat up women they were at school with and never had the nerve to try with at the time – while he uses it to post comments beginning “Actually, I think you’ll find…” in the bottom half of the Internet.
“Look, I know these opinions are made up. I have spent years mastering being right all the time”, he told us.
“But I don’t think that’s a good reason not to take a few minutes out of my day to point out some glaring factual inaccuracies. Just because something is online, doesn’t mean it should be allowed to be wrong, and to go unchallenged.
“I’m often told by women that they find that sort of behaviour sexually exciting at a deep, primal level, and then I get off with them, sometimes two or three at a time. They love it.
“T*ts, f*nny, the lot,” he added for clarification.
However, his claims of any women fancying him have been roundly debunked by Snopes.com and filed under ‘fake news’.
Friends of Dave Pile, aged 59, find it incredible that a man with an urgent need for continuous conflict and an irrational obsession to correct people he’s never met and never will, has thus far have failed to find a life partner.
Facebook was described as a ‘Godsend’ for Pile, whose friends used it to chat up women they were at school with and never had the nerve to try with at the time – while he uses it to post comments beginning “Actually, I think you’ll find…” in the bottom half of the Internet.
“Look, I know these opinions are made up. I have spent years mastering being right all the time”, he told us.
“But I don’t think that’s a good reason not to take a few minutes out of my day to point out some glaring factual inaccuracies. Just because something is online, doesn’t mean it should be allowed to be wrong, and to go unchallenged.
“I’m often told by women that they find that sort of behaviour sexually exciting at a deep, primal level, and then I get off with them, sometimes two or three at a time. They love it.
“T*ts, f*nny, the lot,” he added for clarification.
However, his claims of any women fancying him have been roundly debunked by Snopes.com and filed under ‘fake news’.