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A MAN who claims all politicians are crooks and liars trusts them implicitly if they are right-wing, it has emerged.
Unemployed cockroach catcher Dave Pile, aged 59, cynicism about politicians magically disappears if they share his views on issues like women's rights, immigration, lazy public sector workers, and the EU being a sort of mafia.
Pile said: “The promises they make aren’t worth a bloody thing. Apart from all the ones who backed Brexit and who you can believe in 100 per cent.
“They’ve all got their snouts in the trough, apart from multi-millionaires like Jeremy Hunt who you can trust in power because of all the money he made in the private sector.
“People are still saying the Brexit promises about Turkey joining the EU and the £350 million for the NHS wasn’t true, but it wasn’t meant to be taken literally was it? It was more of a metaphor.
“Every single one of them is nothing but a filthy, dirty liar. Thank God we’ve got good men like Boris and Rees Mogg keeping them honest.”
Unemployed cockroach catcher Dave Pile, aged 59, cynicism about politicians magically disappears if they share his views on issues like women's rights, immigration, lazy public sector workers, and the EU being a sort of mafia.
Pile said: “The promises they make aren’t worth a bloody thing. Apart from all the ones who backed Brexit and who you can believe in 100 per cent.
“They’ve all got their snouts in the trough, apart from multi-millionaires like Jeremy Hunt who you can trust in power because of all the money he made in the private sector.
“People are still saying the Brexit promises about Turkey joining the EU and the £350 million for the NHS wasn’t true, but it wasn’t meant to be taken literally was it? It was more of a metaphor.
“Every single one of them is nothing but a filthy, dirty liar. Thank God we’ve got good men like Boris and Rees Mogg keeping them honest.”
