Lying liar, lying about lies, lies about lying.

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Boris: I’m sorry I got caught breaking the law and promise to avoid getting caught next time​

The Prime Minister has apologised for getting caught breaking the law and pledged that he won’t get caught next time.

“I have paid my fine. I accept I got caught breaking the law. I understand that people are rightfully angry with me and so I pledge that it won’t happen again,” he said in an interview given after being issued with a fixed penalty fine.

“I think the problem was that I was photographed at the party, so there was that definitive smoking gun evidence available, which meant that I was bang to rights.

“The key is making sure that that sort of evidence doesn’t exist, which means that next time I will be much more careful about who is there, what they are doing, and if there is any evidence that implicates me, that it is completely disposed of.”

The Prime Minister refused to say if he planned any further crimes.

“Ah. Well, no, you see, that’s exactly the sort of thing that could implicate me, and as I said, I’ve learned my lesson.

“Imagine if I said that, yes, I planned to commit more crimes, and then more crimes were committed then there would be fairly clear evidence that it was me who’d committed the crimes and I’d be caught.

“And as I’ve promised, I won’t get caught breaking the law again.”

via ~ DailyLetsLieMore

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

For those saying there is a war going on and we cannot or shouldn't change the PM during this time, well,

the UK changed PM four times in the war in Afghanistan

and

in the Iraq War

in the Gulf War

in the Korean War

in the Second World War

in the First World War

in the Second Boer War

in the Second Opium War

in the Indian Rebelion

in the Crimean War

in the first Anglo-Afghan War

twice in the Peninsular War

in the Anglo-Spanish War

in the The French Revolutionary/Napoleonic Wars

in the American Revolutionary War

in the first Anglo-Mysore War

in the Pontiac's war

in the Seven Years' War

in the War of Jenkin's Ear

in the War of Spanish Succession

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Carrie Johnson devastated to learn further fines could mean she’s forced to shop at John Lewis​

Carrie Johnson is said to be absolutely devastated today as the possibility of further fines issued to her and her husband for partying during lockdown could mean she is forced to shop at John Lewis for her future home furnishing needs.

With news emerging that both she and the Prime Minister were issued fixed penalty notices by the Metropolitan Police, with a number of other gatherings also likely to result in fines, Carrie Johnson is said to be utterly devastated by the news which could see her have to actually buy things like a peasant from places such as, God forbid, ‘Sainsburys’.

A Downing Street spokesperson confirmed, “Yes, she’s absolutely devastated.

“With the number of parties that they attended still being investigated, they are now worried about a lot more fines to come, which could lead Carrie to have to buy her monthly batch of new furniture from….. gulp… John Lewis.

“Obviously everyone is hoping that it doesn’t come to that, because she’s not a fucking peasant and deserves much better, but the financial outlay from the sheer amount of fines could make it the only option for her moving forward.

“There is also a real risk that some of the weekly food shopping may have to come from Sainsburys if things get really bad.

“If one good thing can come from this however, it does give the Prime Minister and his wife a real taste of the struggle that many families have to go through on a daily basis.

“Because shopping at these sh** holes for these two is effectively like going to a food bank.”

via ~ DailyDoley

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

This isn't a fine, it's just a work-related letter, claims Johnson​

C.unt Johnson is claiming a letter that is clearly a fine to any sane person is actually something entirely different and work-related.

The prime cuntster has decided his ‘partygate’ ploy of pretending he thought a party was actually a work event was worth another shot, despite it being unconvincing and pathetic.

Johnson told reporters: “Yes, the message says ‘FINE’, but it’s actually a message from Michael Cun.t saying ‘everything is FINE’. I can see how people might get confused.

“It’s actually a work thing about buying a new computer for Downing Street. That’s very boring so you won’t want to be looking at it in any detail. Let’s put it away now and talk about how I saved Ukraine the other day.”

Guardian cuntalist Donna Sheridan said: “I’m going to write about eight earnest articles pointlessly analysing whether Johnson is going to resign. Obviously he’s not.

“I doubt one more lie matters to Boris. It’s an insult to voters’ intelligence, or maybe they’re just thick and it’s not.”

Johnson supporter Kriz Tohppfur said: “It’s obviously a work letter, and anyway I’ve decided that if Boris does it, lying is a really good laugh. Would you prefer Corbyn or something? I’d go for a pint with Bozza.

“All of which is a painfully roundabout way of saying I like Brexit and send the immigrants back.”

via ~ DailyThieves

 

[fonzie]

For those saying there is a war going on and we cannot or shouldn't change the PM during this time, well,

the UK changed PM four times in the war in Afghanistan

and

in the Iraq War

in the Gulf War

in the Korean War

in the Second World War

in the First World War

in the Second Boer War

in the Second Opium War

in the Indian Rebelion

in the Crimean War

in the first Anglo-Afghan War

twice in the Peninsular War

in the Anglo-Spanish War

in the The French Revolutionary/Napoleonic Wars

in the American Revolutionary War

in the first Anglo-Mysore War

in the Pontiac's war

in the Seven Years' War

in the War of Jenkin's Ear

in the War of Spanish Succession

but not the holy crusades lmao

 

[SamBally]

Like the £200 loan (energy) in October, in which WE have no choice if we want it or not and which they claim isn't actually a loan and although it has to be repaid yearly, for five years, by charging yet MORE for fuel.

Lol!

"We will solve the energy crisis by charging you MORE"

"Levelling up".

The Tory way...

 

[fonzie]

ajnt

For those saying there is a war going on and we cannot or shouldn't change the PM during this time, well,

the UK changed PM four times in the war in Afghanistan

and

in the Iraq War

in the Gulf War

in the Korean War

in the Second World War

in the First World War

in the Second Boer War

in the Second Opium War

in the Indian Rebelion

in the Crimean War

in the first Anglo-Afghan War

twice in the Peninsular War

in the Anglo-Spanish War

in the The French Revolutionary/Napoleonic Wars

in the American Revolutionary War

in the first Anglo-Mysore War

in the Pontiac's war

in the Seven Years' War

in the War of Jenkin's Ear

in the War of Spanish Succession

Like the £200 loan (energy) in October, in which WE have no choice if we want it or not and which they claim isn't actually a loan and although it has to be repaid yearly, for five years, by charging yet MORE for fuel.

Lol!

"We will solve the energy crisis by charging you MORE"

"Levelling up".

The Tory way...

Sam have a lye down you'll feel a lot better for it

 

[A_Son_of_God]

This isn't a fine, it's just a work-related letter, claims Johnson​

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C.unt Johnson is claiming a letter that is clearly a fine to any sane person is actually something entirely different and work-related.

The prime cuntster has decided his ‘partygate’ ploy of pretending he thought a party was actually a work event was worth another shot, despite it being unconvincing and pathetic.

Johnson told reporters: “Yes, the message says ‘FINE’, but it’s actually a message from Michael Cun.t saying ‘everything is FINE’. I can see how people might get confused.

“It’s actually a work thing about buying a new computer for Downing Street. That’s very boring so you won’t want to be looking at it in any detail. Let’s put it away now and talk about how I saved Ukraine the other day.”

Guardian cuntalist Donna Sheridan said: “I’m going to write about eight earnest articles pointlessly analysing whether Johnson is going to resign. Obviously he’s not.

“I doubt one more lie matters to Boris. It’s an insult to voters’ intelligence, or maybe they’re just thick and it’s not.”

Johnson supporter Kriz Tohppfur said: “It’s obviously a work letter, and anyway I’ve decided that if Boris does it, lying is a really good laugh. Would you prefer Corbyn or something? I’d go for a pint with Bozza.

“All of which is a painfully roundabout way of saying I like Brexit and send the immigrants back.”

via ~ DailyThieves

That sounds nice. Maybe the taxpayers will have the privilege of paying it

 

[fonzie]

Boris: I’m sorry I got caught breaking the law and promise to avoid getting caught next time​

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The Prime Minister has apologised for getting caught breaking the law and pledged that he won’t get caught next time.

“I have paid my fine. I accept I got caught breaking the law. I understand that people are rightfully angry with me and so I pledge that it won’t happen again,” he said in an interview given after being issued with a fixed penalty fine.

“I think the problem was that I was photographed at the party, so there was that definitive smoking gun evidence available, which meant that I was bang to rights.

“The key is making sure that that sort of evidence doesn’t exist, which means that next time I will be much more careful about who is there, what they are doing, and if there is any evidence that implicates me, that it is completely disposed of.”

The Prime Minister refused to say if he planned any further crimes.

“Ah. Well, no, you see, that’s exactly the sort of thing that could implicate me, and as I said, I’ve learned my lesson.

“Imagine if I said that, yes, I planned to commit more crimes, and then more crimes were committed then there would be fairly clear evidence that it was me who’d committed the crimes and I’d be caught.

“And as I’ve promised, I won’t get caught breaking the law again.”

via ~ DailyLetsLieMore

jeez your not supposed to know he's lying how dare you lmfao

 

[deafsilentfem]

well they say the truth always hurts,more so in politics as telling the truth cant be done

 

[Moriarty]

All politicians are liars.
Be that Tory or Labour, the Greens are just deluded and think the bs they spout is real.