Leave family out of it unless you are poor

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Leave rich wives alone, we only care about knowing where every penny comes from if you are poor, insists Boris Johnson​

Boris Johnson has waded into the row over Rishi Sunak’s by wife insisting everyone should leave her alone, as the government only has any interest in forensically examining where every penny comes from if your spouse is poor.

Johnson was speaking after the financial affairs of Akshata Murty, Sunak’s wife, continue to be investigated and discussed in the media.

Boris told reporters, “Akshata has done nothing wrong, I can not stress that enough. Not one law has been broken and that is important to remember.

“I mean, yes, technically speaking those laws are written by us, and we could change the unfair ones if we wanted to, but we are a bit busy right now with deciding if trans athletes can compete in sports, or not. That’s the pressing issue of the day, the one to which I am willing to devote precious ministerial time.

“Rich spouses of high-profile politicians should never be subject to a forensic examination of their finances, such intrusions should be reserved for Universal Credit assessments with the Department of Work and Pensions.

“Those are the only circumstances when someone should have the right to know where every single penny of your income comes from – when you are genuinely poor.”

Mother of two and supermarket worker Sharon Williams told us, “My last assessment for tax credits was more invasive than a smear test, but apparently, if I’m a billionaires daughter they’ll leave me well alone and take my word for it.

“That’s good to know. In the next life I’ll just come back rich, it does seem much easier.”

via ~ DailySerf

 

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Conservatives point out Labour hypocrisy following revelation Keir Starmer paid NO tax as​

a child​

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Tory activists on social media trying to defend Rishi Sunak’s household tax arrangements have uncovered the shocking fact that, from ages 1 to 18, the Labour leader used a legal loophole, of being a minor who doesn’t work, to avoid paying ANY income tax.

Internet sleuth, conspiracy idiot and former Tory councillor in Ludlow, Kriz Tohppfur, 63, was part of the crack team that uncovered the shocking truth about the Labour leader.

He went on, “The wokerati love to scream blue murder just because a woman whose housing is provided by the taxpayer reasonably declares she lives abroad.

“But now it turns out those high and mighty lefties are not so pristine themselves. If you look at Keir Starmer’s tax record between 1962 and 1980 it’s a complete blank. He didn’t contribute a penny!

“And I’m sure he’ll use his legal training to confuse the issue with claims that he wasn’t earning any income and didn’t know tax was a thing for 4 or 5 of those 18 years. But people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

“And there’s more! We found out that in 2010, squeaky clean Stephen Kinnock declared his fiscal residence to be in Switzerland just because he lived and worked there. Is this the sort of man we want to wield the power of an opposition MP five years later?

“As for Angela Rayner, we have proof she never paid a single penny in corporation tax during her years as a care worker. Rotten to the core, the lot of them.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work. I just received a tip that arch-socialist Tony Benn hasn’t paid any tax since 2014.”

via ~ DailyCONArtists

 

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Conservatives point out Labour hypocrisy following revelation Keir Starmer paid NO tax as​

a child​

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Tory activists on social media trying to defend Rishi Sunak’s household tax arrangements have uncovered the shocking fact that, from ages 1 to 18, the Labour leader used a legal loophole, of being a minor who doesn’t work, to avoid paying ANY income tax.

Internet sleuth, conspiracy idiot and former Tory councillor in Ludlow, Kriz Tohppfur, 63, was part of the crack team that uncovered the shocking truth about the Labour leader.

He went on, “The wokerati love to scream blue murder just because a woman whose housing is provided by the taxpayer reasonably declares she lives abroad.

“But now it turns out those high and mighty lefties are not so pristine themselves. If you look at Keir Starmer’s tax record between 1962 and 1980 it’s a complete blank. He didn’t contribute a penny!

“And I’m sure he’ll use his legal training to confuse the issue with claims that he wasn’t earning any income and didn’t know tax was a thing for 4 or 5 of those 18 years. But people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

“And there’s more! We found out that in 2010, squeaky clean Stephen Kinnock declared his fiscal residence to be in Switzerland just because he lived and worked there. Is this the sort of man we want to wield the power of an opposition MP five years later?

“As for Angela Rayner, we have proof she never paid a single penny in corporation tax during her years as a care worker. Rotten to the core, the lot of them.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work. I just received a tip that arch-socialist Tony Benn hasn’t paid any tax since 2014.”

via ~ DailyCONArtists

Relieve me by telling me who Kriz Tohppfur really is ?