Latest buzz-phrase for right-wingers and ranters

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

How to be a free speech bellend​

Free speech’ is the latest buzz-phrase for right-wingers and ranters.

Here’s how to bang on about it furiously without understanding it.

Have a very limited definition of it
By ‘free speech’ you really mean ‘me droning on about my predictable right-wing obsessions’, which are ALWAYS transgenderism, ‘woke’, BLM, racism, hate speech, etc. If aliens landed tomorrow, they would assume ‘free speech’ meant hating feminists.

Post a quote you don’t really understand
‘I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it’ is what you should be posting furiously with a picture of Voltaire, even though he didn’t actually say it. Worse still, it refers to his right to criticise religion. And the bastard was French.

Look thick as pigshit
Talk a lot about ‘free speech’, but in a way that shows you haven’t given it two seconds thought, eg. ‘Brexit is my freedom of speech. So shut up, Remoaners.’

Use it in a trivial context
‘Free speech’ is often used in the context of oppressive regimes that do terrible things to dissidents. If you’re Piers Morgan or one of his supporters, claim a tabloid TV interview with celebrity royals is ‘a hill to die on’, even though no one has been killed or tortured, except perhaps those who watched the whole two hours.

Be hilariously paranoid
If a few leftie students are trying to no-platform some oddball speaker, it’s clearly only a matter of time before Winston Churchill is completely erased from British history, right?

Oppose free speech
Don’t even pretend not to be totally partisan. Make it clear that you think the people being censored and persecuted are Laurence Fox, Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson. Then when someone has the temerity to point out this is bollocks, say it’s an attack on your free speech.

via ~ DailyFar-RightWankers

 

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Massive snowflake demands end to free speech over joke he didn’t like​

Nigel Farage has demonstrated his snowflake credentials by insisting the police get involved because someone told a joke he didn’t like.

Nigel took offence after a comedian made a joke on a comedy show on a radio station that focusses on comedy, insisting that jokes now constitute hate speech and are there to incite violence.

“Jo Brand made a joke about replacing milkshakes the milkshakes thrown at far-right figures with battery acid, and so she should go to prison,” Farage told reporters with a straight face.

“Anyone who looks at my record can see I’m a true believer in free speech, but not when it’s jokes I don’t like, or when there are political points to be scored. Then I’m all for getting the police involved.”

When it was pointed out that Nigel himself had said he’d pick up a rifle if Brexit was thwarted, he insisted that wasn’t supposed to be taken literally, and so is completely different.

“Jo Brand literally wants to throw battery acid at people like me, you can tell she definitely wants to do that by the way she chose a comedy show to talk about it. Whereas I spoke about picking up a rifle at a political rally, where everyone knows the words spoken aren’t supposed to be taken seriously.

“They are totally different. Yes they are. Shut up.”

Brexit Party supporter and f.ucking moronic gammon Simon Williams told us, “Nigel has a point, free speech has its limits, and those limits are making jokes we don’t like.

“Yeah, we could have just not laughed at the joke and then moved on with our day, but then no-one would know we are just a bunch of crybaby hypocrites.”

via ~ DailySnowflake

 

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Man who insists ‘cancel culture is a cancer’ boycotting Tesco​

because he doesn't like their version of Fully Vaccinated Easter Bunny.​

After Tesco launched an Easter Egg advert that depicted the Easter Bunny as being fully vaccinated, people who have spent the last few years bemoaning cancel culture are calling for her a boycott of the supermarket.

Simon Williams, 35, has spent more time than is healthy in the last few years explaining to anyone who’ll listen – and many who won’t – that cancel culture is ruining society, and that it’s important for opinions we don’t agree with to have the right to be aired and heard freely.

However, today, Williams is demanding everyone boycott Tesco supermarkets because he didn’t like its depiction of a fictional Easter character and the personal medical decisions he had taken.

He told us, “What’s important to remember here is that cancel culture is poisonous, but only when the thing being cancelled is something I agree with. I want my opinions – yes, even those ones – heard in public with alarming regularity. Any steps taken to prevent that is borderline fascism.

“However, when the thing being cancelled is one I don’t like, then it’s no longer ‘cancel culture in action’, but a monumental victory in the war against wokeness.

“If you can’t tell the difference then you’re an idiot who probably needs cancelling.”

Sharon Williams – no relation – is the administrator of a new Facebook group called ‘Let’s Boycott Tesco Because Of Their Woke Vaxxed Bunny’, and she told us, “There is nothing hypocritical about a Facebook group that hates the cancel culture promoted by the radical left, but also calls on people to boycott the products of brands that say and do things we don’t like.

“We are 100% in support of free speech, just not for things we disagree with.”

via ~ DailyHypocrisy

 

[SamBally]

Lol!

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Lol!

 

[SamBally]

I do find it amusing that the most over-sensitive bellends when it is aimed in their direction are exactly the same ones who bleat on about "free speech".