Jeans! yes or no?

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Can you fit into the jeans you wore when you were 21 or of course fcuking not?​

Anyone who no longer fits into the jeans they wore aged 21 is at risk of diabetes, but are you safe?

Of course fcuking not, but take our quiz:

What waist size are your jeans?
A) The same size as the day I celebrated my 21st birthday

B) 46, but that’s only because I buckle them in the shadow of my overhanging gut

How would you describe your average lunch?
A) A sharing bag of Kettle Chips, a bottle of full-sugar Lucozade, a Mars Duo and a Marlboro Gold, just like when I was 21

B) Something healthy from the canteen, unless it’s been a stressful morning when I might nip to Pret, unless I’m working from home when I might eat an entire chocolate fudge cake

Do you exercise?
A) Now they don’t have table service in pubs I’m kept pretty busy going to the bar and back, and the toilet, and of course out for a fag

B) I have a cross-trainer in the garage, a Peloton in the bedroom, I’m a member of a gym and my hybrid bike cost £1,200. But no

Can you still fit into the same jeans you wore age 21?
A) Course I can, and I still wear them regularly

B) Of course I fcuking can’t, and anyway I was 21 in 1998 so everyone was in combats

ANSWERS
Mostly As: You are either aged 21 or were already morbidly obese at 21, but well done! Diabetes is a sure thing but you’ve beaten the framing of this question.

Mostly Bs: Unless you change your lifestyle you’ll never fit into a pair of jeans you bought from MadHouse in 1998 and threw away after they were badly soiled at your millennium party. More fool you.

via - News Mahbloocheens

 

[Poco_Loco]

G star raw make my bum look big XD

 

[Words]

i can but shame i still not got my 501s

 

[Altair]

G star raw make my bum look big XD

Gstar Jeans are for Wanabee Gangstars.

You actually bought a pair?

 

[Poco_Loco]

Gstar Jeans are for Wanabee Gangstars.

You actually bought a pair?

I have about 8 pairs ,

Not very wannabe @ £120 a pair

I like a twisted leg what's the problem Mr ?

 

[CrazyCatLady]

This made me chuckle!

I don't own any of the clothes I had at age 21; however, I do still wear my son's jeans from when he was 12. Lol He got too big for them, so I nabbed them and I still have them and he's now 21! I'm still the same size I was at 21...and 16....and apart from when I was pregnant, my weight hasn't changed either! Good genetics

 

[Saphire]

When I was 21, bell bottoms were the fashion, so my excuse is, I wouldn't want to fit into them anyway.

 

[BronzeSquirrel]

Seeing as I was a size 8 when I was 16 the answer is no. Nor would I want to at my age. Sorry but I don't want to end up being one of those slim from behind types that scare the sh** out of you when they turn around.

 

[Saphire]

Seeing as I was a size 8 when I was 16 the answer is no. Nor would I want to at my age. Sorry but I don't want to end up being one of those slim from behind types that scare the sh** out of you when they turn around.

I agree with that. I would hate to give someone a fright when I turned around.

 

[WickedPerdition]

The question was: Jeans! yes or no? Wasn't it?
Why don't people address the thread's question instead of interpreting it as they wish?
This is what happens to threads now; they are not answered appropriately.
Surely, the question was asking people if they thought that wearing jeans was fashionable, acceptable or if they didn't suit a certain age group.
Answer the question in future. Have a catharsis somewhere else, please.

 

[Saphire]

The question was: Jeans! yes or no? Wasn't it?
Why don't people address the thread's question instead of interpreting it as they wish?
This is what happens to threads now; they are not answered appropriately.
Surely, the question was asking people if they thought that wearing jeans was fashionable, acceptable or if they didn't suit a certain age group.
Answer the question in future. Have a catharsis somewhere else, please.

Actually, the question was 'Can you fit into the jeans you wore when you were 21'.

 

[WickedPerdition]

Your eyesight and/or your reading ability must be extremely limited.
That'll be why you winked, I imagine.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Actually, the question was 'Can you fit into the jeans you wore when you were 21'.

You are completely correct @Saphire. The satirical post/article did ask that question.

The WP fella is wrong. (twice)

 

[WickedPerdition]

You are completely correct @Saphire. The satirical post/article did ask that question.

The WP fella is wrong. (twice)

You're as stupid as she is ... you obviously don't know what a header is; aka the title of your own thread.
The blind are certainly leading the blinded.

 

[Saphire]

You're as stupid as she is ... you obviously don't know what a header is; aka the title of your own thread.
The blind are certainly leading the blinded.

You sound tense.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

You sound tense.

Correct again. Plus, it is beyond tense. You mentioned the article and I the same. It is rambling on about the header for some reason.

 

[Saphire]

Correct again. Plus, it is beyond tense. You mentioned the article and I the same. It is rambling on about the header for some reason.

Some people take forums way too seriously dont they.
This was a nice light hearted thread, so thanks for that.
I was almost tempted to dust my jeans off.

 

[WickedPerdition]

Some people take forums way too seriously dont they.
This was a nice light hearted thread, so thanks for that.
I was almost tempted to dust my jeans off.

I'd strongly suggest that you 'dust your broom' firstly.
Don't try to run before you can walk.

 

[ladymuck]

When I was 21, I no longer wore jeans. I decided that jeans were for teenagers and I was now an adult, so gave them away.

 

[Saphire]

I'd strongly suggest that you 'dust your broom' firstly.
Don't try to run before you can walk.

Thank you for the suggestion.
It will be filed with all the other useless suggestions some like to dish out on forums.