It happened before.

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

How to devise a f.ukked-up asylum plan that appeals to horrible voters​

The UK's furiously anti-immigration voters are already enthusiastically backing Priti Patel’s Rwanda scheme.

Here’s how to get Tory types, GB News viewers, gammons and empathy-free bastards on board with such plans.

Time it right
Just like comedy, a fuc.ked-up Conservative migration plan is all about timing. You can’t just introduce the idea of shipping asylum seekers to Rwanda on a slow news day, you need to wait until the party has monumentally screwed up and needs to cover its arse. Although that’s ‘most of the time’ right now.

Make it completely ludicrous
Gunboats in the English Channel won’t cut it. You need to think bigger. The perfect migration plan will involve a faraway country, be completely unworkable and cost a f.ucking fortune. Ideally it should be so batshit crazy that whinging liberals will think it’s a late April Fool’s joke and ignore it.

Link it to Brexit
Conservative voters will lap up anything so long as you link it to Brexit. By saying your f.ucked-up migration plan lets the country take back control of its borders, the part of a Brexiter’s brain which controls critical thinking will be shut down and they’ll applaud like seals at the f.ucking circus.

Ensure it’s grotesquely severe
To a normal person, the idea of deporting asylum seekers to a country with significant human rights issues is monstrous. But for anti-immigration loons this is wonderful as it will deter other migrants. ‘That’ll teach the young men to stay and fight,’ they’ll write cluelessly in the Daily Mail comments section from their comfy armchairs, while spluttering and cheering with abandoned righteous glee to the reports from the far right GB News channel.

The more f.ucked-up, the better
Years of the Tories turning up the xenophobia mean that only the most f.ucked-up migration plans appeal now, like a massive dope smoker needing stronger and stronger weed. Christ knows what the next migrant plan will be – maybe making them live in cave systems in Peru until they turn into semi-blind cannibals like in a horror movie?

via ~ DailyTheyDidWhat?

 

[SamBally]

Sadly it just confirms to me that 'PantiesOfFear', really doesn't get out very much at all. The man's knowledge of politics is truly dire. Considering his age and all. Not got out much at least since 2007 when Blair left office and probably much earlier than that.

The old bloke clearly has NO concept, at all, of what left-wing means.

No "leftie nutters" supported Blair who was to the right on the political spectrum and far more in tune with PantiesOfFear's own political values than with the left.

5 million Labour voters stopped supporting Labour during and just after Blair's time in office. Scotland was lost to Labour and probably forever, shortly after, but 100% down to Blair. Thatcher herself lauded Blair and when asked what her greatest achievement was in politics replied.

"Tony Blair".

Blair embraced Thatcherism.

At the time PantiesOfFear was bullying OAPs on the old site, 1,000,000 + "leftie nutters", myself one of them, were marching against the illegal invasion of Iraq in London (it's a big city down south PantiesOfFear).

 

[SamBally]

Oh and PantiesOfFear, don't forget PFI, the "bedroom tax" in the private sector. Manufacturing declined faster under Blair than Thatcher. Blair built fewer council houses than Thatcher. Proposed austerity (although Brown bottled a snap election so it was left to the coalition).

I could go on.

You really are the Mr Bean of contemporary politics.

Ignorant.

I have no idea why you even type.

 

[SamBally]

Yes, that's right PantiesOfFear scuttle off to your "conspiracy theory" thread that died months ago and as did the one before that.

Scuttle off to your "safe" space.

While you 'educate' the rest of the world, 8,000,000,000, how they are all "sheep" and how you are trying to "save" them.

You deluded pocket wrangler.

 

[SamBally]

I’m still here waiting for YOU to tell what name you used on the old site.

This halfwit, lol. This is HIS world, his existence, all-encompassing, it consumes him, and when PantiesOfFear stamps his feet in HIS world the online community quivers in fear.

 

[SamBally]

Lurky will be lurking, throwing out the bait, and then scratching his big fat bald head in bewilderment as to why no one else participates.

This is lurky's world and lurky knows his own world best.

While he "educates" the rest of the population of the world.

 

[SamBally]

And the usual childish insults of course.

The parody of you. A no-lifer who spends all his spare time trying to get a rise out of other chatters online.

Or giving a woman a "lol" or "pmsl" if she types to you.

Alongside your constant "childish insults".

You are away with the fairies.

This is YOUR world and it consumes your entire being.

 

[SamBally]

An incredibly stupid man who makes incredibly stupid comments and then focuses on trivia rather than statements he made so that his ignorance is not further exposed.

His ignorance being exposed in HIS online world is his greatest fear. Consumed by his "paranoid" past, consumed by HIS world.

An elderly man who came up with the ridiculously stupid moniker "PandemicOfFear". The old bloke is away with the fairies for sure.

 

[SamBally]

Btw... Enjoy your night lurky.


Lurk Lurk.

 

[Moriarty]

It will do wonders for the Rwandan economy having all those young, bright immigrants heading into thier country.

 

[hell2bwith76]

Blair built fewer council houses than Thatcher. Proposed austerity (although Brown bottled a snap election so it was left to the coalition).

I didn`t think any Council was allowed to build Council Houses under MaggieT ? That was part of the plan to prevent Council tenants from renting ! They had to buy houses then, with a little carrot to persuede them to.
One rule of the Right to Buy of MT was that Councils were not allowed to use the money from the sale of Council houses to build new Council Houses. Am i wrong ?