Holding their breath

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Scientists publish a report that recommended breathing. ​

Millions of right wingers, Tories and Republicans are turning blue and collapsing.​

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The report stated that 100% of scientists and doctors recommended breathing regularly, something that quickly turned many on the right and far right against the idea.​

They have been literally turning blue by holding their breath to “stick it to Big Oxygen” and some have even been collapsing.

“I don’t need oxygen. That’s just what Big Oxygen wants us to think. They pay the scientists and doctors to tell us we need their product. All we need is God, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and freedumb,” said Kris Mowrun and Cletus Dolt shortly before both passed out.

The sheer number of right-wingers who now refuse to breathe has put considering strain on thousands of hospitals across the United Kingdom and the United States.

“We’ve had so many right-wingers in here since the report was published. They refuse to believe that they need to breathe. We’re having to put them on ventilators to force them to breathe. It’s crazy,” one nurse told us.

Experts say that, if the trend continues, the United Kingdom and the United States could be a nice place to live within just a few months.

 

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[MrFishy]

You have way to much time on your hands

 

[Bad_Influence]

You have way to much time on your hands

He has to do something while his wet blanket dries off.

 

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[TheBabayaga]

Scientists publish a report that recommended breathing. ​

Millions of right wingers, Tories and Republicans are turning blue and collapsing.​

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The report stated that 100% of scientists and doctors recommended breathing regularly, something that quickly turned many on the right and far right against the idea.​

They have been literally turning blue by holding their breath to “stick it to Big Oxygen” and some have even been collapsing.

“I don’t need oxygen. That’s just what Big Oxygen wants us to think. They pay the scientists and doctors to tell us we need their product. All we need is God, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and freedumb,” said Kris Mowrun and Cletus Dolt shortly before both passed out.

The sheer number of right-wingers who now refuse to breathe has put considering strain on thousands of hospitals across the United Kingdom and the United States.

“We’ve had so many right-wingers in here since the report was published. They refuse to believe that they need to breathe. We’re having to put them on ventilators to force them to breathe. It’s crazy,” one nurse told us.

Experts say that, if the trend continues, the United Kingdom and the United States could be a nice place to live within just a few months.

Dont understand. So are you saying ther'll be more nurses? ahh yea I get it now

 

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