Go fund me

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The rules for this thread are simple:

1.Must be total self indulgent and pointless
2. Must follow the "go fund me" begging model
3. Must have a picture
4. Must have a target amount


I will start.

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Mr Fishy is organising this fundraiser.

The Isles of Wight hovercraft & 24 tins of Stella.

Target £5 million

Three years ago, Mr Fishy became homeless when he lost his job in Shanklin and his IOW residence visa was cancelled.

Broke, suffering serious heart and lung conditions, and unable to return together to either Portsmouth or Southampton he was compelled to become nomad. — "economically stateless,” as Mr Fishy described it — staying with friends or in cheap, short-term rentals in Queens Bower, Puckaster, Blackgang, Godshill and Rookie Green, criss-crossing island, unable to settle.

Disallowed work or even a bank account, Mr Fishy relied on selling artwork and other artefacts that he had collected during more than 2 years of journeying around the Island.

There is a measure of urgency: Mr Fishy is now 27 and sober. Still shelterless, this project to build his self respect and take revenge has enlivened the imaginations of many who follow Mr Fishy on Redtube and who have watched his life, unarguably a ruin & waste of space.

Now, a few of us want to lend them a hand by raising £5 million. We hope to buy Mr Fishy the IOW hovercraft & 24 tins of Stella. This will help his mental health by letting chase down all those means barstools in Shanklin while having a drink too............without hurting them too much.

Even the smallest contribution will help.

Please feel free to reach out if you would like further information.
 

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Plagiarized the first bit of Quora

The second bit from GoFundMe.

The clue?

Perfect grammar and no typos and which is so unlike you FishyBollocks.



Stick to Spamming Spam, son.
 
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