gays and lesbian

[fonzie]

I note both of the above don't use the rooms of their sexual orientation or preferences one wonders why

 

[SamBally]

A MAN enraged by an advert for Creme Eggs with two men kissing has embarked on a mission to find a chocolate egg that better represents his steadfast heterosexuality. ​

Dave Pile, aged 59, from Sheffield, believes there must be an ovoid seasonal confectionary who, like him, just fancies women and does not think there is anything wrong with that.

He said: “I’ve got nothing against the gays, but I don’t think I could enjoy a Creme Egg anymore. Not now.

“Before I was on them from January onwards every year. But I’d worry about how it looks. I’m totally comfortable with my sexuality, but I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea.“

“That’s why I’ve set out to find a proper heterosexual egg for straight men like me who appreciate things like birds, National League football and a few pints. Why shouldn’t we enjoy Easter same as them?“

“I put a few calls in to the confectionery companies, asking which was their least gay egg, but nobody’s called back yet. Mini Eggs seem a bit dainty, Caramel eggs are gooey, the Galaxy eggs are rose gold and the Yorkie egg with the truck box isn’t out.“

“There’s literally nowhere for a straight bloke who wants an Easter egg to turn. Except for those tempting Creme Eggs that I can’t stop thinking about.”

 

[Moriarty]

LMAO @ "proper heterosexual egg"

 

[fonzie]

A MAN enraged by an advert for Creme Eggs with two men kissing has embarked on a mission to find a chocolate egg that better represents his steadfast heterosexuality. ​

Dave Pile, aged 59, from Sheffield, believes there must be an ovoid seasonal confectionary who, like him, just fancies women and does not think there is anything wrong with that.

He said: “I’ve got nothing against the gays, but I don’t think I could enjoy a Creme Egg anymore. Not now.

“Before I was on them from January onwards every year. But I’d worry about how it looks. I’m totally comfortable with my sexuality, but I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea.“

“That’s why I’ve set out to find a proper heterosexual egg for straight men like me who appreciate things like birds, National League football and a few pints. Why shouldn’t we enjoy Easter same as them?“

“I put a few calls in to the confectionery companies, asking which was their least gay egg, but nobody’s called back yet. Mini Eggs seem a bit dainty, Caramel eggs are gooey, the Galaxy eggs are rose gold and the Yorkie egg with the truck box isn’t out.“

“There’s literally nowhere for a straight bloke who wants an Easter egg to turn. Except for those tempting Creme Eggs that I can’t stop thinking about.”

can I dance with you for 5 minutes kinda pushing my zip up slippers till sun up

 

[hell2bwith76]

I note both of the above don't use the rooms of their sexual orientation or preferences one wonders why

Why the large open space yet again on this Forum?

 

[hell2bwith76]

A MAN enraged by an advert for Creme Eggs with two men kissing has embarked on a mission to find a chocolate egg that better represents his steadfast heterosexuality. ​

Dave Pile, aged 59, from Sheffield, believes there must be an ovoid seasonal confectionary who, like him, just fancies women and does not think there is anything wrong with that.

He said: “I’ve got nothing against the gays, but I don’t think I could enjoy a Creme Egg anymore. Not now.

“Before I was on them from January onwards every year. But I’d worry about how it looks. I’m totally comfortable with my sexuality, but I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea.“

“That’s why I’ve set out to find a proper heterosexual egg for straight men like me who appreciate things like birds, National League football and a few pints. Why shouldn’t we enjoy Easter same as them?“

“I put a few calls in to the confectionery companies, asking which was their least gay egg, but nobody’s called back yet. Mini Eggs seem a bit dainty, Caramel eggs are gooey, the Galaxy eggs are rose gold and the Yorkie egg with the truck box isn’t out.“

“There’s literally nowhere for a straight bloke who wants an Easter egg to turn. Except for those tempting Creme Eggs that I can’t stop thinking about.”

Try Kinder eggs

By the way ,i am missing the pleasant little anecdotes by 2 wales about KwistOfurr ? Come back .all is forgiven .

 

[hell2bwith76]

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Bet you wish you could get a looker like she is eh ?

 

[hell2bwith76]

Grow up you silly boy.

You sound more and more like a School teacher and i must admit i didn`t get on with most of them either ! Try to be more specific with your replies eh ,there`s a good lad .