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Five people stupid enough to vote for Johnson next time​

Wondering which cretins keep supporting Johnson?

These are the five types of moron who will vote for him come the next election.

Pensioners
You become more right wing with age, so the cliché goes, so pensioners will vote for Johnson. He did vow to protect the triple lock on state pensions, although it was him who suspended it in the first place. Not that actual policies matter, they’ll just vote against anything foreign, liberal or modern, because their brains have been turned to angry mush by KGB News, the Mail and Express.

Rich pricks
The rich are so flush with cash that the cost of living crisis won’t impact them in the slightest. Having Johnson in power is simply a funny backdrop to their life of supreme luxury. Plus delightful people like Sir Philip Green and hedge fund managers might make a few quid in the process.

Your parents
Even if you methodically lay out evidence that Johnson has f.ucked everything up, your parents will still choose to ignore the facts because he has a funny haircut. ‘They’re all as bad as each other’ your hugely original dad will announce in reference to Labour, the Lib Dems and the Greens, but not the Conservatives, UKIP or Reform UK. Let’s hope idiocy isn’t hereditary.

You
You may not be as principled as you think, particularly if you’re totally f.ucked off with the whole politics thing. All it would take is for Johnson to introduce a new bank holiday for you to consider voting for him. Guilt and logic will nag at your conscience as you vote, but you’ll silence those thoughts by remembering that you’ll have an extra day off to be hungover.

Conspiracy W.ankers
These precious idiots. That's all.

via ~ DailyThicko

 

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Five people stupid enough to vote for Johnson next time​

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Wondering which cretins keep supporting Johnson?

These are the five types of moron who will vote for him come the next election.

Pensioners
You become more right wing with age, so the cliché goes, so pensioners will vote for Johnson. He did vow to protect the triple lock on state pensions, although it was him who suspended it in the first place. Not that actual policies matter, they’ll just vote against anything foreign, liberal or modern, because their brains have been turned to angry mush by KGB News, the Mail and Express.

Rich pricks
The rich are so flush with cash that the cost of living crisis won’t impact them in the slightest. Having Johnson in power is simply a funny backdrop to their life of supreme luxury. Plus delightful people like Sir Philip Green and hedge fund managers might make a few quid in the process.

Your parents
Even if you methodically lay out evidence that Johnson has f.ucked everything up, your parents will still choose to ignore the facts because he has a funny haircut. ‘They’re all as bad as each other’ your hugely original dad will announce in reference to Labour, the Lib Dems and the Greens, but not the Conservatives, UKIP or Reform UK. Let’s hope idiocy isn’t hereditary.

You
You may not be as principled as you think, particularly if you’re totally f.ucked off with the whole politics thing. All it would take is for Johnson to introduce a new bank holiday for you to consider voting for him. Guilt and logic will nag at your conscience as you vote, but you’ll silence those thoughts by remembering that you’ll have an extra day off to be hungover.

Conspiracy W.ankers
These precious idiots. That's all.

via ~ DailyThicko

Dunno why but i have to agree about all of this ! apart from the fact that `m a OAP ,not filthy rich and never likely to vote for the ones who have been in charge for far too long .

 

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